‘Twas a mere four weeks ago when El Jefe Obama gave a speech about drones or something and nobody was really listening until Tyler Perry showed up and yelled at the prez about how he should close the prison at Guantanamo with his magic presidenting powers and Barry actually said that her point of view is important to listen to, and we thought that was cool of him even though Tyler Perry was being rude, and also that those of us who pay attention (yes purity trolls, we do pay attention) know that Congress is the group that has to close Gitmo. The administration can cajole and demand and twist John Boehner’s balls until he turns a darker shade of orange (if there even is a darker shade of orange) but look at how willing the Republican-led House has been to work with the president on anything. Bamz could propose renaming Washington D.C. to the Ronald Reagan Shining City on a Hill and the wingnuts would piss on him.
Hey, maybe we could take up a collection! I'm sure that would be popular with the red staters. (I'd pay just to be able to read their commentary!)
Putting &quot;orange&quot; -- which famously doesn&#039;t rhyme with anything -- into the verse is a large part of the joke. (Made <i>me</i> larf, at any rate.)
there&#039;s not much really.
i guess he could pardon them? legal wonks?
Hey, maybe we could take up a collection! I&#039;m sure that would be popular with the red staters. (I&#039;d pay just to be able to read their commentary!)
Putting &quot;orange&quot; -- which famously doesn&#039;t rhyme with anything -- into the verse is a large part of the joke. (Made <i>me</i> larf, at any rate.)
That&#039;s kind of far. Cubans have their own damn abotionplex. They probably have one right next door, or even inside Gitmo.
Really don&#039;t know what you&#039;re talking aboot.
as long as he doesn&#039;t masturbate in there...
Sounds just like Spandau.
And snorting white powder with his vacuum cleaner.
Venezuela being tarred with the same brush that the Herald uses for Cuba.
Is Speaker Boehner Oompa Loompa orange?
Or cockpunching. I seem to recall cockpunching&#039;s OK.
I&#039;m still waiting to see Hannity waterboarded.
They can&#039;t go home, but they can&#039;t stay there.
Congress may control Gitmo, but Obama gets to say who stays inside.