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fuflans's avatar

there's not much really.

i guess he could pardon them? legal wonks?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, maybe we could take up a collection! I'm sure that would be popular with the red staters. (I'd pay just to be able to read their commentary!)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Putting "orange" -- which famously doesn't rhyme with anything -- into the verse is a large part of the joke. (Made <i>me</i> larf, at any rate.)

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

That's kind of far. Cubans have their own damn abotionplex. They probably have one right next door, or even inside Gitmo.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Really don't know what you're talking aboot.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as long as he doesn't masturbate in there...

PubOption's avatar

Sounds just like Spandau.

PubOption's avatar

And snorting white powder with his vacuum cleaner.

PubOption's avatar

Venezuela being tarred with the same brush that the Herald uses for Cuba.

diogenez's avatar

Is Speaker Boehner Oompa Loompa orange?

SullivanSt's avatar

Or cockpunching. I seem to recall cockpunching's OK.

diogenez's avatar

I'm still waiting to see Hannity waterboarded.

Chris Grrr's avatar

They can't go home, but they can't stay there.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Congress may control Gitmo, but Obama gets to say who stays inside.