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fuflans's avatar

late and cold.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Ulp, I don't like the sound of "no one is more qualified than Rudy Giuliani."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nah ... only the 'baggers are that dumb. Obama's got to be laughing up his sleeve. (FLOTUS would too, if she had sleeves.)

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fuflans's avatar

i read Some Important Political Analysis somewhere that says the 'baggers have peaked.

no idea if there's any truth to it, but i like the sound of it.

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fuflans's avatar

if you scripted a movie in which newt gingrich, sarah palin, rudy giuliani, rick perry, michele bachmann and some Paul ran for the presidency, it would be considered to far fetched to see the light of day.

or, as shakespeare said much better: "if this were played upon a stage now, i could condemn it as an improbable fiction."

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PubOption's avatar

He could wear his Temple Garments outside his suit!

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PubOption's avatar

Another Reagan going senile.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Beat me to it. Damn! Every Mormon dreams of magic outerwear.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dead Reagan on toast. Yum!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

These poor schmos can't comment on the weather without some wingnut or teabagger finding fault with it. Whoever manages to say the least, has it locked up -- and Herman Cain is the only candidate who's figured this out.

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fuflans's avatar

from your mouth to god's ear.

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The Quirk's avatar

Correction: REPUBLICANS are stupid/scared enough to NOMINATE a freakshow like them two.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I was in my first week at a math/science teacher at an alternative school. Take one school full of 50 at-risk teens, add 1 pound of regional ignorance, 1 cup of weed induced paranoia and shake well.

Hilarity ensues.

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The Quirk's avatar

Harold Stassen, where are you in our time of need?!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

No One/Someone Else 2012!

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jqheywood's avatar

It's Big!

It's Heavy!

It's Wood!

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