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These Congresstwits need to protect their portfolios.

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Who?

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As if Peter Thiel has ever thought of anyone other than himself. Thiel does not represent me or any other homo that loves America.

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I believe the full rant was "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing." parts of which were used alone as appropriate. It's been a while though.

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Done and done. By the way, if you're going to fill one out take note that you are only allowed to pick 100 of the options for "Desired Agency, Board, and/or Commission". I also could not use 1-800-eat-shit for a phone number. Had to be actual digits. That was the extent of comments on my application. The Dwight Schrute resume image is apparently okay to use.

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In regard to the camps, why do you think Lil'Donnie wants to have his Mooslim list? They are already trying to normalize the idea of internment camps.

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John Fugelsang said something wise on the Stephanie Miller show this morning. He noted that Trumpsters welcome our anger and fist-shaking because they can handle that. What they can't handle is humor and kindness. I agree wholeheartedly with this, with the addition of pointed questions like "Why did you vote for the guy who openly mocked a disabled person?"

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You'd think that with all the fucking money Ghouliani makes lobbying for scumbags he could afford to get his bottom teeth capped too. They're disgusting.

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Unless there is someone actually disabled in their family, they want to reserve the right to mock anyone they want. But I like this approach.

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Dear ISIS: Please consider committing your inevitable terrorist attack on U.S. soil somewhere other than New York City. We have suffered enough, and we voted for Clinton. Thanks, SnarkOff.

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Mine too. I would have happily voted for Yeezy over Trump. No snark.

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I don't feel like being kind.

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Somewhere in the heartland where they appreciate things like that.

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"so it’s also possible that some foreign government will leak one of undoubtedly many phone calls where Trump says something insane or embarrassing"

Which you just know he will. I'm going to subscribe to a foreign publication just to get the insanity first hand.

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