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Rick Hill's avatar

An email has been sent thanking you for your desire to send a card.....

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

These Congresstwits need to protect their portfolios.

BadKitty904's avatar

As if Peter Thiel has ever thought of anyone other than himself. Thiel does not represent me or any other homo that loves America.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

I believe the full rant was "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing." parts of which were used alone as appropriate. It's been a while though.

arglebargle's avatar

Done and done. By the way, if you're going to fill one out take note that you are only allowed to pick 100 of the options for "Desired Agency, Board, and/or Commission". I also could not use 1-800-eat-shit for a phone number. Had to be actual digits. That was the extent of comments on my application. The Dwight Schrute resume image is apparently okay to use.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

In regard to the camps, why do you think Lil'Donnie wants to have his Mooslim list? They are already trying to normalize the idea of internment camps.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

John Fugelsang said something wise on the Stephanie Miller show this morning. He noted that Trumpsters welcome our anger and fist-shaking because they can handle that. What they can't handle is humor and kindness. I agree wholeheartedly with this, with the addition of pointed questions like "Why did you vote for the guy who openly mocked a disabled person?"

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

You'd think that with all the fucking money Ghouliani makes lobbying for scumbags he could afford to get his bottom teeth capped too. They're disgusting.

BosGrl's avatar

Unless there is someone actually disabled in their family, they want to reserve the right to mock anyone they want. But I like this approach.

SnarkON's avatar

Dear ISIS: Please consider committing your inevitable terrorist attack on U.S. soil somewhere other than New York City. We have suffered enough, and we voted for Clinton. Thanks, SnarkOff.

SnarkON's avatar

Mine too. I would have happily voted for Yeezy over Trump. No snark.

SnarkON's avatar

I don't feel like being kind.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Somewhere in the heartland where they appreciate things like that.

The Librarian's avatar

"so it’s also possible that some foreign government will leak one of undoubtedly many phone calls where Trump says something insane or embarrassing"

Which you just know he will. I'm going to subscribe to a foreign publication just to get the insanity first hand.