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1. Her2. Yes

3. Nanosecond

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We're Greek! When we have a painful delivery, we dance!

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This is all happening in Texas. We are (sadly) and "At will" state. You can be fired from any job without a reason.Miss Thing does have a contract. Due to Texas employment law the best she can hope for is to get her contract paid out. This makes it easier for The Blaze to enforce a "Non-compete" contract.She should kick back, cash those Mailbox Checks, and start looking for a job in the fall.

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She is in Dallas. An easy ride down I-35 to Austin, where she can work for Alex Jones. She just needs to brush up on her Hollow Earth and Reptilian Alien briefing materials.

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No winners....

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OPA!

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I love how Libertarians are all in favor of unbridled capitalism until a contract they've signed inconveniences them.

And aside to Tomi ... it's not the make-up artist's fault you look old for your age. That scrunchy face you think is cute is aging you.

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Garrett Morris as Chico Escuela. "Baseball been beddy, beddy good to me."

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She was born on January 20, 1967, in Camden, NJ, as Kellyanne Elizabeth Fitzpatrick. If Tomi looks 3 years younger, that would make her 47, lol.

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Reminds me of when my Archie Bunkerish father told me he enjoyed hanging out at his golf club because of the "socialism."

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Agreed. If Conan O'Brien--who was genuinely jobbed--could do it, she can do it.

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I knew garbage mouth Barbie wouldn't last long. But it does go to show you how far being young, white, and blond can get you in this country. What really angered me was a warm reception that harridan got on the Daily Show. I was so angry I haven't watched it since.

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I'm guessing your old white straight male........

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I was kidding, of course.

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It doesn't look to me like she's trying to boost her profile. It looks more like professional suicide. Who the hell would hire her after this?

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Y'know, if I were a bad feminist, I would be tempted to suggest that despite being ten years my junior, Tomi looks twice my age, what with the roots, the self-inflicted wrinkles in the forehead, and the tar-grade mascara. *If* I were a bad feminist! Good thing I'm not!

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