Hey there, Glenn Beck! Thanks for being a regular feature on Wonkette this week, you beady-eyed cocksucker. You’ve really brought the crazy and the stupid and the crazy-stupid these last few days, for which we commend you. Your latest, this terrible sketch
"Oh,definitely, it's not a laughing matter, that is why we were sniggering. And chortling. Those are totally. different. things. You progressive mind-controlling jerk monsters!"
Glenn Beck really does bring the crazy better than anyone else.
Also, lying douche asshole... and why no mention of the girl he raped and murdered in the early 90's?? I read about it on the internet, so it must be true.
This reminds me of when he also said <blockquote>Benghazi is not a laughing matter, nor is it a matter that you lie about. You don&rsquo;t cheapen the real horror of Benghazi. I&rsquo;m tired of being accused of standing with the terrorists instead of the President. I&rsquo;m tired of being called a monster. I&rsquo;m just tired of the lies.</blockquote>OH WAIT! He never said that. I must be thinking of <blockquote>Guns are not a laughing matter, nor is it a matter that you lie about. You don&rsquo;t cheapen the real horror of gun deaths. I&rsquo;m tired of being accused of standing with the gun thugs instead their victims. I&rsquo;m tired of being called a monster. I&rsquo;m just tired of the lies.</blockquote>
I for one look forward to a day, a few years from now, when &quot;Glenn Beck&quot; is mentioned in a conversation and all the other people in that conversation exchange puzzled glances.
&quot;Oh,definitely, it&#039;s not a laughing matter, that is why we were sniggering. And chortling. Those are totally. different. things. You progressive mind-controlling jerk monsters!&quot;
By the way, is he that red normally? From the screencap, it looks like it was a really massive struggle to pull his head out this time.
Glenn Beck really does bring the crazy better than anyone else.
Also, lying douche asshole... and why no mention of the girl he raped and murdered in the early 90&#039;s?? I read about it on the internet, so it must be true.
I know, I know. They&#039;re always ramming it down your throat.
This reminds me of when he also said <blockquote>Benghazi is not a laughing matter, nor is it a matter that you lie about. You don&rsquo;t cheapen the real horror of Benghazi. I&rsquo;m tired of being accused of standing with the terrorists instead of the President. I&rsquo;m tired of being called a monster. I&rsquo;m just tired of the lies.</blockquote>OH WAIT! He never said that. I must be thinking of <blockquote>Guns are not a laughing matter, nor is it a matter that you lie about. You don&rsquo;t cheapen the real horror of gun deaths. I&rsquo;m tired of being accused of standing with the gun thugs instead their victims. I&rsquo;m tired of being called a monster. I&rsquo;m just tired of the lies.</blockquote>
I feel so left out. I only found out when Abraham Lincoln and Marie Curie brought it up on Facebook posts.
But who is <i>most</i> tired of Glenn Becki-becki-becki-stan? (hint: it&#039;s me)
I for one look forward to a day, a few years from now, when &quot;Glenn Beck&quot; is mentioned in a conversation and all the other people in that conversation exchange puzzled glances.
If he&#039;s not on TV, does he even HAVE ratings? That&#039;s like following the Nielsens of the drunk guy ranting on the street corner.
I&#039;d pay to see her push him overboard.
You are so good.