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You'd think from reading the alternate reality of Teabagger Media that the Veterans Memorial was like some kind of Tianamen Square, with some teabag-carrying congressional members facing down Obammer Tanks!

...when instead it was a handful of fucking media whores gladhanding some old vets while photos were snapped, and counting on the Dana Bashes out there to sell a narrative about "who's the meanie poopie pantsers who are harming these old men and kancer kids!?" Just whistle past the fact that every other bit of civilization that doesn't directly involve safety is not funded, including actual Veterans Administration functions.

Beck is just adding more loony curlicue filligree in the spaces in the massive bullshit scaffolding they've built.

It doesn't seem to be holding up very well, oddly enough!

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I bet this jerb creatin' cretin pays minimum wage, and nobody there gets to work more than 29 hours a week (not on the books, at any rate.) Because hey, lookit how that worked for Sam Walton!

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You don't want to be in it because they're gonna be wondering soon who gets eaten.

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What, you think Glenn actually owns gold coins? His schtick is sellng them to his dumbfuk followers.

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I give even odds that the human torch in DC was a Beckerhead.

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These are the same baggers who don't want the VA to be funded, right? Bagger concern for vets is a new thing (as in, 24 hours old.)

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Fat Man and Little Boy?

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I caught a bit of Beck on the car radio last week. He was explaining that John McCain and Lindsay Graham were progressives, and Ted Cruz, Beck, Rush and friends were going to defeat them and we'd finally have a truly conservative party. I was highly amused.

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I think Glenn is starting to slip into the dangerous kind of crazy instead of the plain old nuts kind.

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And puppets. Don't forget the puppets.

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My kids libel!!!

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<i>This is the beginning of teaching the American people a lesson.</i>

And a double dose of Wolverines!

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<i>the World War II Memorial, which is not only closed, but actually has “armed guards around it.”</i>

Who are not getting paid thanks to people of your ilk, Glenn ole boy. So I'd tread lightly if I were you.

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I wonder what fraction of Glenn Dreck's audience tunes in just to laugh at him, and what percentage is loony enough to treat his delusional ranting as "information".

I also wonder if Glenn himself is actually insane, or just playing the supermarket tabloid game: "People buy this shit, what do I care <i>why</i> they buy it?"

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I did a damn good job as an inmate in "One flew over the cuckoo's nest", but there's no way I could pull off Beck's level of crazy. Maybe with 'shrooms.

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