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That's such a ridiculous depiction. This is a rendering of an imaginary dude from over 2000 years ago holding a flag of country he, if he existed at all, would know nothing about and, more importantly, a place he wouldn't be welcome to visit and much less immigrate to.

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Someone has to pick up the dirty socks.

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Grover Norquist's nefarious Muslim Brotherhood plot is clearly working. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!1!!!1

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Beck should have done it with puppets. Everything is more persuasive with puppets!

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Washington DC explained

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"Secrets" is also the name of the Washington Examiner's "Best Gay Bar 2015" in DuPont Circle.

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Whatever Beck is smoking, I don't want any.

The Muslin Brotherhood? Really? To what, make our sheets all rough and sandpaper-y?

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20 inches more better,1-2-3 SHOOT!

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His own brain cells, for starters.

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When you realize that by "everything good that has ever happened" he was referring to the Holocaust, you will have to admit that he has a sort of inner logical consistency.

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Nice? The best I can say for him is that he is Bay Buchanan's marginally less-obnoxious brother.

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"Secrets" is a tabloidy name for a column. It suggests that traditional staple of the tabs, the illogical headline that promises to reveal "The Secrets that Elvis or Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett Took to His or Her Grave."

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Beck tried to convince people to fast and pray for Ted Cruz, and the only result was audiences wondering who that crying hungry-looking guy was on the stage with the Canadian fella.

Yond Cruzius has a lean and hungry look.

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Weiner, of course, is married to a Muslim Lesbian.

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And the Judeo's would have been suspect.

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If you painted miniatures, would they be chevre-lets?

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