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Walter Wellstone's avatar

That's such a ridiculous depiction. This is a rendering of an imaginary dude from over 2000 years ago holding a flag of country he, if he existed at all, would know nothing about and, more importantly, a place he wouldn't be welcome to visit and much less immigrate to.

calliecallie's avatar

Someone has to pick up the dirty socks.

calliecallie's avatar

Grover Norquist's nefarious Muslim Brotherhood plot is clearly working. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!1!!!1

Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

Beck should have done it with puppets. Everything is more persuasive with puppets!

Crystalclear12's avatar

Washington DC explained

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

"Secrets" is also the name of the Washington Examiner's "Best Gay Bar 2015" in DuPont Circle.

Courser's avatar

Whatever Beck is smoking, I don't want any.

The Muslin Brotherhood? Really? To what, make our sheets all rough and sandpaper-y?

Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

20 inches more better,1-2-3 SHOOT!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

His own brain cells, for starters.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When you realize that by "everything good that has ever happened" he was referring to the Holocaust, you will have to admit that he has a sort of inner logical consistency.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Nice? The best I can say for him is that he is Bay Buchanan's marginally less-obnoxious brother.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"Secrets" is a tabloidy name for a column. It suggests that traditional staple of the tabs, the illogical headline that promises to reveal "The Secrets that Elvis or Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett Took to His or Her Grave."

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Beck tried to convince people to fast and pray for Ted Cruz, and the only result was audiences wondering who that crying hungry-looking guy was on the stage with the Canadian fella.

Yond Cruzius has a lean and hungry look.

PubOption's avatar

Weiner, of course, is married to a Muslim Lesbian.

PubOption's avatar

And the Judeo's would have been suspect.

PubOption's avatar

If you painted miniatures, would they be chevre-lets?