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You beat me to it - by 12 hours! [Moses, not Gretzky...]

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You know, if Orson Welles' 'War of the World' broadcast happened today millions of Americans would die of heart attacks.

Any one up for a remake?

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Sometimes I think I'm the only person who still has spell-check on his computer.

(And I was going to call it "spellcheck" without the hyphen, but spell-check told me that was wrong. Because spell-check knows how to spell its own name.)

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"many young,bright,and strong people that enjoy Glen"

Too bad they can't afford gold, don't need Fixodent, don't wear Depends, want hair replacement surgery, or yet need Cialis. Beck's commercial breaks must be very discouraging.

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Technically, the expression is a little less quaint: "Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher."

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As Al Franken said while imitating Strom Thurmond, "The pecker knows no bigotry."

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Oh, the enthusiastic membership in the KKK was just another one of Uncle Joe's gaffes. He's such a card!

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oh catholiccitizen 1, in fact Vulgarity often does make a cogent argument.

just ask most of the western canon.

now if you will excuse me i have a lot of clash to listen to.

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"THE BIBLICAL PROFITS"

I always knew those Gideon Bible people were rolling in it. The hotel nightstand concession is fucking lucrative, people!

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Poor John the Baptist. Without SSRIs, all they could do for his mental illness was cut off his head. (Salome tried dance therapy, but it didn't work. Two left feet that guy had.)

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sarcastic nymph.

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so so very nice.

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