Slobbery sob queen Glenn Beck (and a frightening amount of other right-wingers) agreed with Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik that multiculturalism and Muslims are ruining civilization. Beck also believes that because Breivik is a terrorist, he must therefore be a secret liberal. "He is doing the work of a madman. He is doing the work of what all people who want big government always do, and that is commit terrorist acts," Beck said on his fringe lunatic radio hour. So let's see if we have this then: Breivik is in favor of big government, and he is an
Eh, teh Wonks reward for well-played snark and it's evident that their benevolent upfisting far outstrips the fap-happy troll or two who happen to be lurking, trying pathetically to create dischord and ill will. I am secure in my p-ness and radiant in my wonkitude. The McDownfisties cannot break my wonky spirit. They can, however, go fuck themselves.
I love that when teabaggers, wingnuts or fundies do insane things, their enablers are quick to start pre-emptive ass-covering about how they are only representing a small sect of extremists.
But when anyone else is involved they somehow represent their groups entire way of life.
Don't come to Austin from your new Dallas home. We liberal weenies work out, drink beer, and our size 11 Justin Ropers (with steel toes) can be made to fit into your wimpy, run-away from New York cause you couldn't man up, waste of a fuckstick mouth breathing shit for brains. Little boy, if you can't make in New York what they hell makes you can make in a state full of people with the likes of Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Rick Perry, the Board of Education and the Bushes continuously screwing with us? My 77 year old mother has more charisma and guts than you'll ever experience.
STFU and move into your house - and don't come out unless your going over to Shrubs little library at SMU to study more bullshit. Come south of the Brazos river, you're ass is mine.
congrats - and on a glenda post too!
what i don't understand is why they follow us in that special 'notification in the inbox' sort of way.
almost makes me blush.
what i've always wondered is "do the scooter olds ALSO eat cheetos?"
cause i think that's weird.
It does make mobile-fisting less perilous.
Eh, teh Wonks reward for well-played snark and it's evident that their benevolent upfisting far outstrips the fap-happy troll or two who happen to be lurking, trying pathetically to create dischord and ill will. I am secure in my p-ness and radiant in my wonkitude. The McDownfisties cannot break my wonky spirit. They can, however, go fuck themselves.
Or church camps? What about vacation Bible schools? (Is there a more terrifying phrase in the rhetoric of the Right?)
Galt's Gulch?
Newt "Salamander" Gingrich?
I love that when teabaggers, wingnuts or fundies do insane things, their enablers are quick to start pre-emptive ass-covering about how they are only representing a small sect of extremists.
But when anyone else is involved they somehow represent their groups entire way of life.
Glenn:
Don't come to Austin from your new Dallas home. We liberal weenies work out, drink beer, and our size 11 Justin Ropers (with steel toes) can be made to fit into your wimpy, run-away from New York cause you couldn't man up, waste of a fuckstick mouth breathing shit for brains. Little boy, if you can't make in New York what they hell makes you can make in a state full of people with the likes of Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Rick Perry, the Board of Education and the Bushes continuously screwing with us? My 77 year old mother has more charisma and guts than you'll ever experience.
STFU and move into your house - and don't come out unless your going over to Shrubs little library at SMU to study more bullshit. Come south of the Brazos river, you're ass is mine.
Welcome to Texas shit heel.
10 gallons of ass in a 5 gallon hat.