As part of some quest to search for meaning in his life in the wake of losing his teevee conspiracy show, Mormon comedy sensation Glenn Beck is wandering around the homeland of the Native Americans, Israel.
Why do you hate dildos? If it weren't for dildos, millions of Republican women would be denied at least some small share of sexual satisfaction.
Hold on a second. He's in Israel...among the Jews, and he calls it the AXIS of the world?! Not the center, nor the hub, but the axis...doesn't he realized that the Jews had a bit of a problem with the Axis back in the day?
What's the point? The Second Coming is going to occur in Independence, Missouri. After all, why not restart in one of the most God forsaken towns?
He's just trying to bring Soros to justice for his complicity in the Holocaust like the Nazi hunters in the 70s!
Wasn't Letterman's stalker named Ruth?
Why do you hate dildos? If it weren't for dildos, millions of Republican women would be denied at least some small share of sexual satisfaction.
that and a usb port.
Hold on a second. He's in Israel...among the Jews, and he calls it the AXIS of the world?! Not the center, nor the hub, but the axis...doesn't he realized that the Jews had a bit of a problem with the Axis back in the day?
Eating Pez
Well yeah. How else would he get a good Baconator Deluxe unless he smuggled it in.
If his eyesight is failing, shouldn't he be in Gaza?
Hannibal of Carthage?
Always had a great relationship with The Jews.
Apparently with bacon cheeseburgers.
Dr. Krankheit (from <i>Candy</i>)? (Or actually the hospital director, whatever his name was.)
What&#039;s with the Buddha stomach? This guy has got all the religions covered.
Beck stuffs his pants.
Where are all the Whales at the Whaling Wall?
What&#039;s the point? The Second Coming is going to occur in Independence, Missouri. After all, why not restart in one of the most God forsaken towns?