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He's just trying to bring Soros to justice for his complicity in the Holocaust like the Nazi hunters in the 70s!

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Wasn't Letterman's stalker named Ruth?

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Why do you hate dildos? If it weren't for dildos, millions of Republican women would be denied at least some small share of sexual satisfaction.

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that and a usb port.

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Hold on a second. He's in Israel...among the Jews, and he calls it the AXIS of the world?! Not the center, nor the hub, but the axis...doesn't he realized that the Jews had a bit of a problem with the Axis back in the day?

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Eating Pez

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Well yeah. How else would he get a good Baconator Deluxe unless he smuggled it in.

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If his eyesight is failing, shouldn't he be in Gaza?

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Hannibal of Carthage?

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Always had a great relationship with The Jews.

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Apparently with bacon cheeseburgers.

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Dr. Krankheit (from <i>Candy</i>)? (Or actually the hospital director, whatever his name was.)

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What's with the Buddha stomach? This guy has got all the religions covered.

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Beck stuffs his pants.

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Where are all the Whales at the Whaling Wall?

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What's the point? The Second Coming is going to occur in Independence, Missouri. After all, why not restart in one of the most God forsaken towns?

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