America, are you ready to be amazed and astonished, not to mention completely blown away, shocked, and possibly even vajazzled? Of course you are! And who knows, maybe this time Glenn Beck will actually deliver on his latest promise of a world-changing scoop.
Sorry Dok, but you can't make the things Beck says any funnier than what he actually says himself. Nothing against you, but it's just not possible.
"What's the fascination with this? "
Apologies to your sister...
This end-time bullshit allows believers to turn away from real, solvable problems here because 1. It won't matter because, natch...the end-times. It's sort of like pissing in the corner of a building that's about to be demolished. 2. Focusing on real, solvable problems here means less time earning valuable points that will let the average JH upgrade from "Other Sheep" to the "Elect".
Sheez. I caught a little Beck a couple or three weeks ago, and he was saying pretty much the exact same thing. Somehow I doubt there's a wolf coming this time either.
This time he's going to confess that he's a shameless attention whore with severe mental illness? That is the one thing I'd find truly unexpected and completely believable.
<i>It is &lsquo;yep, your country is done; meet the new one.</i>
If it&#039;s the whack-a-loon Fundy announcement that California was going to face the wrath of God and be destroyed by a 9.4 earthquake on October 3, that ship has sailed - and we&#039;re still here.
It&#039;s as if Geraldo Rivera were on his 15th Al Capone treasure vault.
Not to mention inventing radio.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
-- Don Merideth
Trick question: everything involves buying gold, including not being surprised.
Sorry Dok, but you can&#039;t make the things Beck says any funnier than what he actually says himself. Nothing against you, but it&#039;s just not possible.
Does the new country have no Republicans? &#039;Cause that would be a pretty cool new country. Kinda like Canada with black and brown people.
&quot;I caught a little Beck a couple or three weeks ago&quot;
You don&#039;t need to use euphemisms for STDs around Wonkete, we&#039;re an understanding bunch!
I know! He&#039;s going to announce &quot;how to make idiots wait in anticipation&quot;
&quot;What&#039;s the fascination with this? &quot;
Apologies to your sister...
This end-time bullshit allows believers to turn away from real, solvable problems here because 1. It won&#039;t matter because, natch...the end-times. It&#039;s sort of like pissing in the corner of a building that&#039;s about to be demolished. 2. Focusing on real, solvable problems here means less time earning valuable points that will let the average JH upgrade from &quot;Other Sheep&quot; to the &quot;Elect&quot;.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ebexx89yohE" target="_blank">Jon Stewart LIBEL!!!</a>
When? When are you going to make this comment of which you speak? I must know!
Sheez. I caught a little Beck a couple or three weeks ago, and he was saying pretty much the exact same thing. Somehow I doubt there&#039;s a wolf coming this time either.
This time he&#039;s going to confess that he&#039;s a shameless attention whore with severe mental illness? That is the one thing I&#039;d find truly unexpected and completely believable.
I know! Ted Cruz is the antichrist. I read it on the intertubes.
And who is this marvelous oracle who departs well-known but somehow unknown &quot;facts&quot; to all these wingnut conspiracy theorists?
And, no, any voices coming from inside your head don&#039;t count.
<i>It is &lsquo;yep, your country is done; meet the new one.</i>
If it&#039;s the whack-a-loon Fundy announcement that California was going to face the wrath of God and be destroyed by a 9.4 earthquake on October 3, that ship has sailed - and we&#039;re still here.