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PubOption's avatar

It's the same issue as Benghazi, this administration is too slow. Kerry should have got aboard his (swift?) boat sooner, then he could have been in Alexandria before the shit started, although if he tried to evacuate Morsi, the wingnuts would whine about that as well.

SullivanSt's avatar

That doesn't mean it wasn't Obama's fault, of course. Or Kerry's. Or Kerbama's, or Obrry's. He was on a boat, motherfucker! Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat. Because then you hopefully won't be thinking about whether the accusations of scandal make any damn sense at all.

Lot_49's avatar

At Our Wonquette, it's never "too soon."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Beck reminds me of the guy near my condo who sits on a bench all day muttering in some incomprehensible language. Except bench guy doesn't hurt anybody.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Because no two events are ever NOT connected..."</i>

Like snopes saying the Beck rape/murder story originated as a parody of Beck's conspiracy theories. But now it's up to him to answer the many questions that have been raised. WHY DOES HE NOT EXPLAIN THIS?

Incoming Ham's avatar

I have doubts that Beck is actually human.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You got close enough to Beck to smell him? And you're still among the living?

schmannity's avatar

I'm sure that if the cause of the seizure was a metastasis to the brain from prior breast cancer that Beck will apologize and quit broadcasting.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Slow Boat II is the most treacherous thing ever in our Nation's history. America is burning.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This probably playing havoc with Glenn’s ketchup fetish

SullivanSt's avatar

You expect Glenn to have a Clue?