Guys, we don't know if this is further evidence of Glenn Beck's broken brain, or if it's just in the script, or maybe yes all of the above. But it's classic Glenn Beck, in that it sure seems like his brain is broken. Apparently, we are not the only ones who read the super-incendiary interview with Barack and Michelle Obama in
<i>that time someone asked the president, dressed in a tuxedo at a black-tie event, to fetch some coffee.</i>
<b>Awesome!</b> How did I miss this???
As for Glenn Beck? He&#039;s just angling for a guest appearance on the Duggars&#039; show as a tantrum-prone toddler. Because <i>some</i> rightwing douchenozzle TV programs actually have an audience.
Glenn Beck is the engineer for the white people&#039;s self pity train. All aboard, self absorbed white Christian conservative folks! Time to feel sorry for yourselves, because no one has it as bad as you guys! The train is leaving the station and Beck is ready to take you to the promised land.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind. And you know that Glenn Beck has just lost his mind...
&quot;Please, tell us where on the little Jew doll, Glenn, where the Religious Terrorists have stuck the device that controls your mind and prevents you from acting in your own best interests. Was it in your butthole, where you had your surgery a while back?
It&#039;s ok, Glenn, you&#039;re safe here. Go ahead.&quot;
&quot;Yes, it was right here. &quot; Using both hands, he makes an encompassing gesture over the entire doll, &quot;In my butthole.&quot;
Assuming they cost a couple of bucks each, he can afford about ten million of them a year, with all the money he&#039;s saving on therapists and Haldol.
You&#039;re a pariah because you&#039;re a fucking idiot, Glenn. And yes, the world does discriminate against idiots. Get used to it.
We recognize each other by the onions tied to our belts.
See? This proves that racism against teh blahs is over. If all of them just acted like Jackson they&#039;d either get either:
(1) wealth, admiration and respect; or
(2) shot dead by cops or ground-standers.
On tax-exempt property, with a sign out front announcing this week&#039;s topic.
<i>that time someone asked the president, dressed in a tuxedo at a black-tie event, to fetch some coffee.</i>
<b>Awesome!</b> How did I miss this???
As for Glenn Beck? He&#039;s just angling for a guest appearance on the Duggars&#039; show as a tantrum-prone toddler. Because <i>some</i> rightwing douchenozzle TV programs actually have an audience.
Glenn Beck is the engineer for the white people&#039;s self pity train. All aboard, self absorbed white Christian conservative folks! Time to feel sorry for yourselves, because no one has it as bad as you guys! The train is leaving the station and Beck is ready to take you to the promised land.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind. And you know that Glenn Beck has just lost his mind...
Prime Minister of Japan?
Obama&#039;s blackballs so big....
Like &quot;racism&quot;, it means whatever she wants it to mean.
Glenn, no matter how flannel your shirt, no matter the fancy vest, you will NEVER look like a cowboy.
I&#039;m cray cray for lyin&#039;, you&#039;re cray cray for buyin&#039;, these gold coins I&#039;m selling to youuuuuuuuu.
Heh. My dad figured it out when Nixon came along. Surprising how many ex-USMC became liberals.
&quot;Please, tell us where on the little Jew doll, Glenn, where the Religious Terrorists have stuck the device that controls your mind and prevents you from acting in your own best interests. Was it in your butthole, where you had your surgery a while back?
It&#039;s ok, Glenn, you&#039;re safe here. Go ahead.&quot;
&quot;Yes, it was right here. &quot; Using both hands, he makes an encompassing gesture over the entire doll, &quot;In my butthole.&quot;
It&#039;s less about the racism than the oligarhy.
Assuming they cost a couple of bucks each, he can afford about ten million of them a year, with all the money he&#039;s saving on therapists and Haldol.
Is it slathered in hot sauce, or would that be too Hispanic-y?