Glenn Beck, what is up with you? You pass into seeming irrelevance, and then alla sudden, you are getting an amazeballs amount of attention. Within a few hours of our story yesterday about how you felt kinda-sorta sorry that you divided America with all your divisiveness, we also learned that you said that
Remarkably enough, V-Jack is right about the Book of Mormon. While it is a very boring and repetitive rip-off of the OT, it really doesn't have the Leviticus part. And Saints are instructed that the hierarchy of truth is the BoM, the D&Cs, the Pearl of Great Price, the OT (but only the parts that were miraculously re-translated by Joe, and finally, the NT.
I suppose now we have an empirically verifiable case of a man armed with a bucket of tears and a <a href="http:\/\/www.wnd.com\/files\/2013\/03\/glenn-beck-flag-600.jpg" target="_blank">flag cape/towel</a> starting a battle of wits.
I used to attach lead weights to my cutoffs in such a way so they were easily removed. I would take 2 empty plastic gallon milk jugs filled with air and then jump into the deep end of our pool. I found I could sit on the bottom of the pool for around 10-12 minutes by taking in air from the jugs. This freaked out a few people but I turned out fairly OK and not dead.
<i>&quot;I finally know why Glenn Beck never answered my TV show pitch idea!&quot;</i>
Was it &quot;Freedom Jeopardy&quot; where contestants compete to join the 1% with knowledge of Freedom&trade;? <i>Hint: Every answer is &quot;Barack Obama?&quot;</i>
Was it &quot;Hollywood Elite Squares&quot; where entertainment has-beens form a tic-tac-toe board and answer questions according to the Bible?
Or was it &quot;Sunday Morning Live? A sketch comedy show featuring Weekend Update&trade; gags delivered by the Founding Fathers. <i>George Washington:</i> Did you see this morning&#039;s liberal secular anti-American New York Times? <i>Ben Franklin:</i> It&#039;s already in my bird cage. (jump cut to VJ dressed tweety bird) <i>laugh track</i>
America already finishes pretty low among international education standards. When the fundies are done kids will believe in trolls under bridges but not physics or chemistry.
<i>like the Vatican&rsquo;s suppression of Galileo for espousing the Copernican model of the solar system. </i>
So yeah, here&#039;s another bit of Glenn Beck super sciencey knowledgification courtesy via express shipping from the moist dark reaches of his lower intestines.
To some extent, this is also the problem with string theory.
Remarkably enough, V-Jack is right about the Book of Mormon. While it is a very boring and repetitive rip-off of the OT, it really doesn&#039;t have the Leviticus part. And Saints are instructed that the hierarchy of truth is the BoM, the D&amp;Cs, the Pearl of Great Price, the OT (but only the parts that were miraculously re-translated by Joe, and finally, the NT.
Tony Perkins? The guy from Psycho?
I suppose now we have an empirically verifiable case of a man armed with a bucket of tears and a <a href="http:\/\/www.wnd.com\/files\/2013\/03\/glenn-beck-flag-600.jpg" target="_blank">flag cape/towel</a> starting a battle of wits.
I used to attach lead weights to my cutoffs in such a way so they were easily removed. I would take 2 empty plastic gallon milk jugs filled with air and then jump into the deep end of our pool. I found I could sit on the bottom of the pool for around 10-12 minutes by taking in air from the jugs. This freaked out a few people but I turned out fairly OK and not dead.
Okay, sure, Copernicus. Because the sun really revolves around Glenn Beck.
I understand Bill Nye studied Inquisitionology at Cornell. He must be good.
<i>&quot;I finally know why Glenn Beck never answered my TV show pitch idea!&quot;</i>
Was it &quot;Freedom Jeopardy&quot; where contestants compete to join the 1% with knowledge of Freedom&trade;? <i>Hint: Every answer is &quot;Barack Obama?&quot;</i>
Was it &quot;Hollywood Elite Squares&quot; where entertainment has-beens form a tic-tac-toe board and answer questions according to the Bible?
Or was it &quot;Sunday Morning Live? A sketch comedy show featuring Weekend Update&trade; gags delivered by the Founding Fathers. <i>George Washington:</i> Did you see this morning&#039;s liberal secular anti-American New York Times? <i>Ben Franklin:</i> It&#039;s already in my bird cage. (jump cut to VJ dressed tweety bird) <i>laugh track</i>
Please note I said easily removable lead weights.
&quot;<strike>smart</strike> Jewish.&quot; FYTT
America already finishes pretty low among international education standards. When the fundies are done kids will believe in trolls under bridges but not physics or chemistry.
Does this mean it&#039;s OK to torture Rick Perry and Bobby Jindal?
So, Glenn, now you&#039;re saying the solar system does <i>not</i> revolve around Uranus?
<i>like the Vatican&rsquo;s suppression of Galileo for espousing the Copernican model of the solar system. </i>
So yeah, here&#039;s another bit of Glenn Beck super sciencey knowledgification courtesy via express shipping from the moist dark reaches of his lower intestines.
Where&#039;s Captain Proton when you need him?