Glenn Beck Loonies Not Looking Forward To DC's Black People
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On the one hand, Washington is the perfect venue for this Saturday's Glenn Beck Caveman Jamboree/Eagle Cookout: Not only are there goddamn Subways everywhere -- the better to measure your salami and Ranch dressing intake in inches -- but it's a scientific fact that the homeless urinate on DC's public transportation 90% less than they do in New York City, which smells like garbage and diapers all summer anyway. On the other hand, though:
Glenn Beck Loonies Not Looking Forward To DC's Black People
Glenn Beck Loonies Not Looking Forward To…
Glenn Beck Loonies Not Looking Forward To DC's Black People
On the one hand, Washington is the perfect venue for this Saturday's Glenn Beck Caveman Jamboree/Eagle Cookout: Not only are there goddamn Subways everywhere -- the better to measure your salami and Ranch dressing intake in inches -- but it's a scientific fact that the homeless urinate on DC's public transportation 90% less than they do in New York City, which smells like garbage and diapers all summer anyway. On the other hand, though: