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You think it's Glenn Beck who embarrasses your state? Bless your heart.

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We use our inside voice here.

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Dear sweet liberal. You're just pissed off because you're candidate is a child raping Satan worshipper who is about to be arrested if she doesnt eat a bullet first.

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Bless your heart.

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They tell me black is really white...the moon is just the sun at night...

h/t Ronnie James Dio

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Ethics in law school. Really?

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Oh, Glenn Beck's greatest fear is that whoever is elected president won't go after him. I'm sure he's got an explanation for why President Obama hasn't attempted to destroy him (or even better, a tale of how Obama did try to go after him, just so secretly that there's no evidence for it). Which makes it all the more pleasant to see him drifting into the obscurity he so richly deserves.

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Isn't Glenn supposed to be blind or some shit by now?

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They all promised us they'd be dead or in prison, the fuckers...

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Save me from the monster I created!!!! Wait, why are you coming towards me with the pitchforks, I'm the one who gave them to you!!! Thanks Obama.

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Mr. Glenn, I do believe you will reap what you have sown, so to answer your questions : Yes......Umm yes again.....absolutely yes......and Hell YEAH !

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I'm old fashioned. I say follow the money, with or without regret.

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Gawd I hope the law schools do better. Its only a Star Fleet Academy question; the good of the one or the good of the many.

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Well played! You didn't even use a vote!

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Pastor Rick didst spew:

God’s people are praying and fasting... Most of 'em could stand a bit of fasting. If they wanna stretch it out past the election I know I wouldn't object.

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