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The Librarian's avatar

Sorry I missed this important message. Wonkette needs better sponsors.

Relativicus's avatar

You think it's Glenn Beck who embarrasses your state? Bless your heart.

steelhips's avatar

We use our inside voice here.

Monika Solomon's avatar

Dear sweet liberal. You're just pissed off because you're candidate is a child raping Satan worshipper who is about to be arrested if she doesnt eat a bullet first.

Tokays_don't_blink's avatar

They tell me black is really white...the moon is just the sun at night...

h/t Ronnie James Dio

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Ethics in law school. Really?

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Oh, Glenn Beck's greatest fear is that whoever is elected president won't go after him. I'm sure he's got an explanation for why President Obama hasn't attempted to destroy him (or even better, a tale of how Obama did try to go after him, just so secretly that there's no evidence for it). Which makes it all the more pleasant to see him drifting into the obscurity he so richly deserves.

Ωbjectifier's avatar

Isn't Glenn supposed to be blind or some shit by now?

redarmyzombie's avatar

They all promised us they'd be dead or in prison, the fuckers...

Stulexington's avatar

Save me from the monster I created!!!! Wait, why are you coming towards me with the pitchforks, I'm the one who gave them to you!!! Thanks Obama.

goCatgo's avatar

Mr. Glenn, I do believe you will reap what you have sown, so to answer your questions : Yes......Umm yes again.....absolutely yes......and Hell YEAH !

goCatgo's avatar

I'm old fashioned. I say follow the money, with or without regret.

goCatgo's avatar

Gawd I hope the law schools do better. Its only a Star Fleet Academy question; the good of the one or the good of the many.

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Well played! You didn't even use a vote!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Pastor Rick didst spew:

God’s people are praying and fasting... Most of 'em could stand a bit of fasting. If they wanna stretch it out past the election I know I wouldn't object.