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William McCann's avatar

Eeeewwwww, Glenn Beck.

Thanks, Robyn, you saved me from having to look!

Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

“Glenn: The most important warning of your lifetime—AI is coming for you” - From Glenn’s Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/GlennBeck/posts/glenn-the-most-important-warning-of-your-lifetimeai-is-coming-for-you/1233906631425989/)

Rabbit Rebozo's avatar

>>>>> This is not the first time I have confused the Jesus halo for an old-timey wide-brimmed sun hat. <<<<<

Late folk singer Jim Post did a bit about some fishermen caught in an open boat during a storm. They're all praying in the bottom of the boat when one looks up and sees, through the rain, a figure walking towards them across the water. He can tell it's Jesus because of the halo.

"That's Jesus! Nobody else wears a hat like that!"

underwriter505's avatar

George Washington would not have worn a T-shirt in public. It wasn't just the wigs that were fancy - it was the coats with contrast trim and gold buttons, and the shiirt collars and cuffs with lace that signaled a gentleman.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Glen Beck either (a) was born an asshole, or (b) has been practicing all his life.

Rabbit Rebozo's avatar

(c) all of the above.

Bks&Rcds's avatar

I keep wondering what they will do if all the most advanced AI models keep becoming woke because their conservatism is not logical.

CakesWeLike's avatar

If his George Washingyon isn't Christopher Jackson and he doesn't introduce himself by singing

"OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED, OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED..."

Then I just don't want to hear about it.

boo radley's avatar

Good Lord Kamala Harris came so correct when she called them weird.

Roll it up, I’m done for today. Glenn Beck putting his ideas in Buff Washington’s mouth is a bridge too far.

boo radley's avatar

Wait, no. Anyone have any guesses why everything else was modernised except his hair? Bueller?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

ok everyone go home, i think the winner of the cope olympics has been discovered (washingtons family should sue)

Hank Napkin's avatar

Two words: PRETEND HARDER!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Does "George" talk about how in his day, many of the Jan.6 mob would have been shot, or hanged?

Free beach's avatar

My guess is glen didn’t ask him about No Kings either.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

We will know when the conservatives have AI truly working when AI George Washington challenges Beck to a bro-off to see who can do the most push-ups.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Glen Beck, to this day, has never denied raping and killing the real George Washington.

Free beach's avatar

It would be wrong not to speculate.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Glenn could hire an actor who looks like George Washington who'll say anything Glenn wants, and it won't cost as much as the increase in the neighborhood's electric bills.

Worthless motherfucker.

Menotsure's avatar

When asked about Trump's comment on p***y grabbing AI Washington said "Anywhere but by the nape of the neck might well subject one to a rather vicious clawing."