Glenn Beck Offers To Make Out With Rick Santorum, Gets Rejected

Here is 14-year-old fangirl Glenn Beck very awkwardly offering to kiss Rick Santorum "on the mouth." Cute! This is how Glenn Beck asks to make out with everyone. Santorum looks around at the audience with a horrified smile on his face and says, "See, he said it!" Yes, that is what Glenn said. He said he would like to kiss you, with lips, Rick, and that is not an answer. What will your answer be? Oh, hahahahahahaha. Then suddenly sad Glenn gives up and says, "No, I didn't want to kiss you on the mouth." THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

We feel bad for Glenn Beck being so rejected like this, after he bothered to ask on national teevee, on his own show for Christ's sake. Glenn probably should have said he will only endorse the GOP candidate who is the best kisser. Would that have changed Rick's mind? [ Mediaite ]