Here is 14-year-old fangirl Glenn Beck very awkwardly offering to kiss Rick Santorum "on the mouth." Cute! This is how Glenn Beck asks to make out with everyone. Santorum looks around at the audience with a horrified smile on his face and says, "See, he said it!" Yes, that is what Glenn said. He said he would like to kiss you, with lips, Rick, and that is not an answer. What will your answer be? Oh, hahahahahahaha. Then suddenly sad Glenn gives up and says, "No, I didn't want to kiss you on the mouth." THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
I'd do it w/ a rusty cheese grater.
Once Beck-o moves from the tube to the intertubez he'll fade into the online sunset. There should be a '.done' domain.
Or relieved that Glenn will probably quit calling him now.
His mirror, the one that is slightly distorted so he looks sane?
Wait! Is "mouth" a code word of some kind? Because that was pretty specific.
Rick's just auditioning for a new reality show, "My Awkward Moment With Glenn Beck". There's a lot of competition.
Have fun!
And if you overdo the wine coolers, we get to name the aftermath. It will be hard to match SuperDude and WormBoy, though.