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The Quirk's avatar

It's like eating Thai or Indian; buy now, pay later, bending over and groaning.

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Squirrel excrement CAN relieve pain -- if you throw it at the right person.

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The Quirk's avatar

Coulda done without a picture of Psycho boy there. And the Tucson Shooter, too.

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And more frequent viewings of Nostradumbass.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Jim DeMint is an asshole.</i>

He's also a dick, which probably means he can go fuck himself.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Is that picture 'shopped? Because if it isn't, I need someone to hold me.

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PsycWench's avatar

A variant of DWTS had to be scrapped since so many Beck viewers couldn't begin to perform that much exercise. Maybe "Swaying with the Stars" or "Eating Cheetoes with the Stars" would work.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

A valve system that could potentially save taxpayers billions and can help people live better lives.

Jesus, not even Wilford Brimley could have pitched that idea to conservetards like DeMint without the convenience of <i>having it delivered right to your home.</i>

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PsycWench's avatar

"the cream of the crazy milk" is the world's most perfect phrase.

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PsycWench's avatar

I can see the next poly-sci major brought up for cheating.."I did provide my girlfriend guidance, yes. But I did not help her".

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