Glenn Beck's contract with Fox News expires in December, and you know what that means: George Soros is a scheming Puppet Master and/or Jew. Wait, no! It means Glenn Beck's teevee chalkboard lessons and Cash4Gold infomercials will probably be canceled, since only the cream of the crazy milk watches his show anymore. But people familiar with Glenn Beck's darkest thoughts say that he is plotting his
A variant of DWTS had to be scrapped since so many Beck viewers couldn't begin to perform that much exercise. Maybe "Swaying with the Stars" or "Eating Cheetoes with the Stars" would work.
A valve system that could potentially save taxpayers billions and can help people live better lives.
Jesus, not even Wilford Brimley could have pitched that idea to conservetards like DeMint without the convenience of <i>having it delivered right to your home.</i>
It&#039;s like eating Thai or Indian; buy now, pay later, bending over and groaning.
Squirrel excrement CAN relieve pain -- if you throw it at the right person.
Coulda done without a picture of Psycho boy there. And the Tucson Shooter, too.
And more frequent viewings of Nostradumbass.
<i>Jim DeMint is an asshole.</i>
He&#039;s also a dick, which probably means he can go fuck himself.
Is that picture &#039;shopped? Because if it isn&#039;t, I need someone to hold me.
A variant of DWTS had to be scrapped since so many Beck viewers couldn&#039;t begin to perform that much exercise. Maybe &quot;Swaying with the Stars&quot; or &quot;Eating Cheetoes with the Stars&quot; would work.
A valve system that could potentially save taxpayers billions and can help people live better lives.
Jesus, not even Wilford Brimley could have pitched that idea to conservetards like DeMint without the convenience of <i>having it delivered right to your home.</i>
&quot;the cream of the crazy milk&quot; is the world&#039;s most perfect phrase.
I can see the next poly-sci major brought up for cheating..&quot;I did provide my girlfriend guidance, yes. But I did not help her&quot;.