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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

To safeguard against ever attracting Roger Ailes attention. Seems pretty sensible, after all, have you seen that goblin?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Glenn Beck is admitting, more or less, that he raped and murdered <i>and dismembered</i> a prostitute in 1990. INTERNET, TAKE NOTE

bobbert's avatar

Perhaps this is "legless" in the British sense?

bobbert's avatar

Glenn Beck, <strike>Private</strike> Dick.

But I repeat myself.

Lefty Mark's avatar

But then ran off with Gary U. S. Bonds.

Spurning Beer's avatar

How can a dame not have any gams?

chascates's avatar

Rex Dart, Eskimo spy.

Actually I use Regnad Kcin for a number of online forums.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Whatever happened to "Buy Bonds"?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Who's the free-market dick who's such a sexless machine of the derp?

Beck!

You're damn right.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Is that <i>Carlos Danger</i>, one eye?

diogenez's avatar

"Idiot Savant Auteur de Merde Glenn Beck"

But, you flatter him.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No, I'm telling all my clients to pull their money out of prostitute organs and invest solely in whore diamonds.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously this is the same detective who investigated the birth certificate, Benghazi, skewed polls, Sandy Hook conspiracy and the War on Christmas™. They like him for some reason.