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To safeguard against ever attracting Roger Ailes attention. Seems pretty sensible, after all, have you seen that goblin?

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Glenn Beck is admitting, more or less, that he raped and murdered <i>and dismembered</i> a prostitute in 1990. INTERNET, TAKE NOTE

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Perhaps this is "legless" in the British sense?

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Glenn Beck, <strike>Private</strike> Dick.

But I repeat myself.

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But then ran off with Gary U. S. Bonds.

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How can a dame not have any gams?

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Rex Dart, Eskimo spy.

Actually I use Regnad Kcin for a number of online forums.

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Whatever happened to "Buy Bonds"?

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Who's the free-market dick who's such a sexless machine of the derp?

Beck!

You're damn right.

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Is that <i>Carlos Danger</i>, one eye?

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"Idiot Savant Auteur de Merde Glenn Beck"

But, you flatter him.

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Shut yo mouth!!

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No, I'm telling all my clients to pull their money out of prostitute organs and invest solely in whore diamonds.

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Obviously this is the same detective who investigated the birth certificate, Benghazi, skewed polls, Sandy Hook conspiracy and the War on Christmas™. They like him for some reason.

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