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chanda harisna's avatar

How I Got My Ex Husband Back............

My Names is Monique Curry ,AM from United states .i never believed in lovespells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Africa inJune last year on a business summit i meet a man called Dr otunba is powerfulhe could help you cast a spells to bring back my love s gone misbehaving loverlooking for some one to love you bring back lost money and magic money spell orspell for a good job i m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i hadwanted to marry left me 4weeks before our wedding and my life was upside downcos our relationship has been on for 3 year i really loved him, but his motherwas against me and he had no good paying job so when i met this spell caster, itold him what happened and explained the situation of things to him at first iwas undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try and in 6 dayswhen i returned to taxes my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me byhimself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with hismom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married i didn'tbelieve it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends nameand all i wanted him to do well we are happily married now and we are expectingour little kid and my husband also got a new job and our lives became muchbetter in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help his email address:otunbaspecialist@gmail.com

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, forget that nonsense. Those of us who are AWAKE! know it was the chemtrails.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Everybody (except the sheeple) know it was produced by HAARP.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Good times, pray for rain and your state catches on fire, hooray! http://www.examiner.com/art...Good thing he decimated the volunteer fire brigades first also, too.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Ballpark figure, how much blow does Beck do before recording his "show?"

bobbert's avatar

It couldn't hurt to try.

bobbert's avatar

So, what weekend was Beck talking about, do you suppose?

JohnR's avatar

Sure wish god would make up her mind.

harryeagar's avatar

He works in mysterious ways.

harryeagar's avatar

You can get those anywhere in Texas

dshwa's avatar

Climate change's biggest problem is that science is hard, while stupid is so very, very easy.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

A while back WAPO included in its editorial pages an entry by Glen Beck. I don't even remember what it was about. We cancelled our subscription. Now if I could only stop buying the Sunday edition for the fucking crossword puzzles.

Texas, I could be mean but I hate to be mean; I'll just say bless your pea pickin little hearts.

frambley1's avatar

Its so much easier to live your life by thoughts that fit on bumper stickers.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They must read Wonkette, where I posited that very same theory just last week.

I am more than gratified to see that it's being taken seriously by these guys... now I know how The Onion's writers must feel when this happens.

frambley1's avatar

But none of it would actually happen until a few years later, like when the next person is President.

I keep on reading over my comment and I just can't get past the fact that we are entertaining the possibility of President Perry. Now my head hurts.