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bobbert's avatar

Inside wonkball here?

bobbert's avatar

The at-home ones are something like 7 and 9. So they'll be playing lots of video games at their friends'.

bobbert's avatar

Also, no fucking twatting, so silver lining.

Ikimizi's avatar

After he smothers the kid the first night, does it really matter if he does it again? And why is the body still in the bedroom?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hush little baby Don’t you fear I’m just a child slaughterer Tanked up on beer*

*Author unknown

The Quirk's avatar

That's why he's gonna throw the pillows into the pool.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I wonder what vidja game got him all raged up? Probably something like Plants vs. Zombies.

Because he can't figure out which side he wants to be fighting for.

bobbert's avatar

Extend Your Ground!!!! (and Hot)

Lefty Mark's avatar

"At the moment, he seems to be on an upswing; he’s ditched the ballcap and three-day beard, and is back in a blue suit, telling America that he’s still in the (*sniff*) fight, because He Cares."

Yeah, it took a veritable fuck-ton of meth and blow to shake off the after effects from that last bender.

Joshua Norton's avatar

So what's the over/under for when ol' Glenn boy goes on court ordered medication?

Shypixel's avatar

8====D

I think that about sums it up...

Ed: Did I seriously? My kid is reading this...

Shypixel's avatar

You seem like a person who probably had a great father. I can tell.

Shypixel's avatar

Video games let you make your own choices, and teach critical thinking skills.

DO WE REALLY WANT OUR CHILDREN THINKING AND CHOOSING!!!?!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we're gonna need a bigger pillow

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

just put Glenn in there and leave them plugged in...

mumble, mumble- with votes