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Inside wonkball here?

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You live!

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The at-home ones are something like 7 and 9. So they'll be playing lots of video games at their friends'.

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Also, no fucking twatting, so silver lining.

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After he smothers the kid the first night, does it really matter if he does it again? And why is the body still in the bedroom?

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Hush little baby Don’t you fear I’m just a child slaughterer Tanked up on beer*

*Author unknown

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That's why he's gonna throw the pillows into the pool.

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I wonder what vidja game got him all raged up? Probably something like Plants vs. Zombies.

Because he can't figure out which side he wants to be fighting for.

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Extend Your Ground!!!! (and Hot)

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"At the moment, he seems to be on an upswing; he’s ditched the ballcap and three-day beard, and is back in a blue suit, telling America that he’s still in the (*sniff*) fight, because He Cares."

Yeah, it took a veritable fuck-ton of meth and blow to shake off the after effects from that last bender.

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So what's the over/under for when ol' Glenn boy goes on court ordered medication?

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8====D

I think that about sums it up...

Ed: Did I seriously? My kid is reading this...

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You seem like a person who probably had a great father. I can tell.

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Video games let you make your own choices, and teach critical thinking skills.

DO WE REALLY WANT OUR CHILDREN THINKING AND CHOOSING!!!?!

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we're gonna need a bigger pillow

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just put Glenn in there and leave them plugged in...

mumble, mumble- with votes

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