I'm thinking of the lady who worked for Eric Adams when he was a candidate for NYC mayor this last time, who handed an opened bag of chips to a reporter. It had a small amount of cash in it. If it were a kitten, that would have been more interesting!
my theatre company does an outdoor show every year in (chicago) parks. we do a bunch of different scenes (usually Shakespeare) but last year we did that piece.
I had a huge cat (23 lbs) that had scratched a hole in the underside of the box spring for hiding. When I replaced the mattress/box spring, I thought the cat was out. He wasn't. He got carried out to the truck, and then back in by a very distressed moving guy.
As a school child I once took a field trip to the Lay's potato chip factory that used to be in the northern Atlanta suburbs. You could smell the chips frying as the bus approached the plant. There were no cats, but there were free samples of chips right out of the cooker and a place where whole truckloads of potatoes were dumped in a large hopper to be run through a line of machines that peeled and sliced them before dumping them into a huge fryer. Industrialized snack production.
he said we could taste anything we smelled.... then he let us take a whiff of the mash tank. The first foot over the tank was carbon dioxide, ZERO oxygen.
This sounds fascinating. My own food factory field trip as a little kid was to a candy cane operatuon - also fascinating, but it took me years to get past the cloying smell of big vats of sugary goo. Couldnt eat a candy cane for a good four or five years.
As a teen I had a bad habit of leaving chip bags (just crumbs) folded up. Unfortunately, the family weiner dog loved them. One time mom came down to the basement screaming at me because the dog smelled like salt/vinegar. Apparently she got into the bag and rolled around in it.
Well, that's one way to get around the unwillingness of our government to safeguard infant formula purity. "Too bad you aren't able to breastfeed successfully! You're a failure and your kid could die because we want to make an example of you. Far easier than making the corporations care enough to provide safe formula, and they send us checks on the regular, plus free lunches and travel!"
Notice how Becks AI GW taljs moral rot and shows pictures of black men looting, immigrants crossing under barbed wire. But no Enron, United Health Care, Wells Fargo fraud corruption and abuse? So funny how that works in AI GW.
"Also Kennedy said something weird and gross about breastmilk, at the airport, at the press conference where he did pull-ups, at the airport, with the guy from The Real World."
Did he confirm that the real reason for tearing down the East Wing was to build a milking center for all the wetnurses that the proven rapist Trump keeps chained up to provide him and all his minions with nutrition? Trump got the idea from the Immortan Joe.
I’d love to believe Jasmine Crockett (or even Talarico) can win in Texas statewide. But Texas is the state that has elected Ken Paxton multiple times even after learning what a piece of shit human being he is.
Trump STILL hasn't agreed to face Jasmine Crockett in Jimmy Kimmel's IQ competition. What's he waiting for? He has the perfect opportunity to humiliate Jasmine and prove his mental superiority!
Chips! Your snacky hed gif info is here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/chip-chat-a-headline-that-sounds
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/f21a0680-3376-4207-b8ce-19e5c4accbd0
I haven't had a potato chip in so long I feel like running right out and buying some.
But not to sleep in!
That reminds me of the old joke about corduroy pillows.
I'm thinking of the lady who worked for Eric Adams when he was a candidate for NYC mayor this last time, who handed an opened bag of chips to a reporter. It had a small amount of cash in it. If it were a kitten, that would have been more interesting!
and louder, probably
I see you are lacking a poetic interpretation of today's nermal. I will take a whack...
The fog comes
on little cat feet
it sits sleeping
over cronchy nom nom
with silent munches
and then moves on
"cronchy nom nom" makes it
chicago cat!
my theatre company does an outdoor show every year in (chicago) parks. we do a bunch of different scenes (usually Shakespeare) but last year we did that piece.
I had a huge cat (23 lbs) that had scratched a hole in the underside of the box spring for hiding. When I replaced the mattress/box spring, I thought the cat was out. He wasn't. He got carried out to the truck, and then back in by a very distressed moving guy.
This meme is lovely.
Cute as the idea of "Free Kitten in Every Bag" is, that seems like it would rise to the level of at least an FDA review.
Maybe in the Before Times...
Nowadays they're going to REQUIRE them.
As a school child I once took a field trip to the Lay's potato chip factory that used to be in the northern Atlanta suburbs. You could smell the chips frying as the bus approached the plant. There were no cats, but there were free samples of chips right out of the cooker and a place where whole truckloads of potatoes were dumped in a large hopper to be run through a line of machines that peeled and sliced them before dumping them into a huge fryer. Industrialized snack production.
We had at least one field trip to the local waste treatment facility.
We did NOT get samples.
Lucky!
We had nothing like that near us, but we did get to take an annual school visit to a sugar beet farm.
I went to junior high and high school in Tennessee. I shit you not, we took a school field trip to Lynchburg to visit the Jack Daniels Distillery....
strange people in red states....
Gotta get them methheads and alkies started EARLY.
Samples?
he said we could taste anything we smelled.... then he let us take a whiff of the mash tank. The first foot over the tank was carbon dioxide, ZERO oxygen.
not a fun breath.
A true learning experience.
This sounds fascinating. My own food factory field trip as a little kid was to a candy cane operatuon - also fascinating, but it took me years to get past the cloying smell of big vats of sugary goo. Couldnt eat a candy cane for a good four or five years.
We went to see candy canes made
We did so as a class
The smell of sugary candy goo
Reminded me of ass.
The only self packing pet, they even laid in supplies.
Kitty's review: Lodgings acceptable. One star deducted for bedding that crumbled leaving jagged edges when lying down.
Would you rather be bribed with $160 stuffed in a chip bag or this warm, melty purr factory stowed in a chip bag? Hmmm? 🤔
Snacks and naps are the two most precious activities in a kitten's heart.
Is that Babby kitty sleeping among the chips? It must have been quite a night!
"Ruffles have ridg-...RUFFLES! GET OUT OF THERE!"
Too much salt for the kitty, I must scold! Which is always regretful, to be a scold, there are practically no scolds on the Internet.
i'm sure kitteh selected the low-sodium kind
I imagine that snooze spot is toasty warm.
As a teen I had a bad habit of leaving chip bags (just crumbs) folded up. Unfortunately, the family weiner dog loved them. One time mom came down to the basement screaming at me because the dog smelled like salt/vinegar. Apparently she got into the bag and rolled around in it.
"You know we like him with CoolRanch!"
Do not awaken The Beast of The Crisps Bag!
Well, that's one way to get around the unwillingness of our government to safeguard infant formula purity. "Too bad you aren't able to breastfeed successfully! You're a failure and your kid could die because we want to make an example of you. Far easier than making the corporations care enough to provide safe formula, and they send us checks on the regular, plus free lunches and travel!"
𝘎𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘎𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘵 ...
Actually, had it more the other way around. 🤷🏻♂️
Notice how Becks AI GW taljs moral rot and shows pictures of black men looting, immigrants crossing under barbed wire. But no Enron, United Health Care, Wells Fargo fraud corruption and abuse? So funny how that works in AI GW.
Funny not funny
They know the base base watches cartoons
But they don't read or cogitate
"... since she(Alina Habba) is a fucking idiot who isn’t qualified to prosecute shit about fuck. "
Eloquent, creative, and true.
"Also Kennedy said something weird and gross about breastmilk, at the airport, at the press conference where he did pull-ups, at the airport, with the guy from The Real World."
Did he confirm that the real reason for tearing down the East Wing was to build a milking center for all the wetnurses that the proven rapist Trump keeps chained up to provide him and all his minions with nutrition? Trump got the idea from the Immortan Joe.
https://madmax.fandom.com/wiki/Mother%27s_Milk#:~:text=Mother's%20Milk%20is%20a%20r
Mmmm...I believe the use of the term for male member suction application is a Romper Room Don't Be here?
I like the Crockett ad I guess. I could not listen to all of it. I definitely get it though.
No way is the George Washington robot sex doll a bottom.
Does AI George Washington plan on freeing his AI slaves anytime soon?
Guys like them only like pull-ups because they could rock them on that Presidential Fitness thing from grade school and girls couldn't.
I’d love to believe Jasmine Crockett (or even Talarico) can win in Texas statewide. But Texas is the state that has elected Ken Paxton multiple times even after learning what a piece of shit human being he is.
Hey, *I*'m from Texas, and I would like you to know ...
yeah, I got nuttin'
Does this mean that Jasmine will be running against Ted Cruz? Because fuck yeah, I think she could beat that loser that absolutely no one likes.
cornyn
He's not up until 2030 (JESUS). It's the other guy.
Dammit.
I kind of want to fall asleep in a bag of chips now, partially just so I can see the pattern on my face when I wake up.
Ruffles or ruffles-like chips only.
Trump STILL hasn't agreed to face Jasmine Crockett in Jimmy Kimmel's IQ competition. What's he waiting for? He has the perfect opportunity to humiliate Jasmine and prove his mental superiority!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E3th0gqjog
Justice Sotomayor Asks About Elon Musk and Campaign Contributions (i corrected CSPAN's typo'd YT Header "Sotomaor")