Glenn Beck took to the airwaves on Blaze TV Monday night for a dramatic revelation, and it sure was a doozy. Beck, who has not infrequently mentioned mysterious health issues over the years, revealed that he has been suffering from all manner of neurological illnesses.
A few years ago he was going blind...remember all the drama when he had his appendix out..His cried and carried on for weeks. I don't believe nothing he says. ..All about the drama!!!
Lemme get this straight. Glenn beck, the guy who converted to Mormonism, because that was the ONLY religion that spoke to him, has an unknown neurological disorder. Now I've seen from other sources that this disease causes his hands and feet to curl until his entire body curls up into the fetal position, like a big baby, sometime around mid-day. Before this, he consulted that renowned medical specialist, Deirdre Imus, who assured him that his problem was diet but was met with limited success. He is now being cured after consulting a quacktoprac - I mean chiropractor who has founded his own practice in "Chiropratic Neurology", which I'm guessing deals with the re-alignment of the skull.
Either this is the greatest physical manifestation of woo-woo thinking man has ever seen or we are witnessing the most amazing presentation of bullshit ever presented. A third possibility is that this is what happens when a mind that is predisposed to sickness allows itself to venture into areas of fantasy and depravity with no filters. Any way you look at it it's fascinating.
<i>...the LDS (Mormon) announcement that historical records were correct, Joseph Smith had forty (or so) wives and some were <strike>kids and some were married to other</strike> men. </i>
Just floatin&#039; that rumor out there, is all.
&ldquo;Beck visited the Carrick Brain Center in Dallas&hellip;&rdquo; Whatever replacement brain he&rsquo;s getting make sure to stay away from the one from somebody named Abby Normal.
Assumes frontal lobes not in evidence.
Tycho Brahe?
Some does.
Well, by transitivity, they&#039;re all bugfuck crazy.
A few years ago he was going blind...remember all the drama when he had his appendix out..His cried and carried on for weeks. I don't believe nothing he says. ..All about the drama!!!
Diabetes can also affect the eyes, and Beck claimed that he was going blind a few years ago.
Is electro-convulsive therapy still a thing?
Ya don&#039;t say....
Lemme get this straight. Glenn beck, the guy who converted to Mormonism, because that was the ONLY religion that spoke to him, has an unknown neurological disorder. Now I&#039;ve seen from other sources that this disease causes his hands and feet to curl until his entire body curls up into the fetal position, like a big baby, sometime around mid-day. Before this, he consulted that renowned medical specialist, Deirdre Imus, who assured him that his problem was diet but was met with limited success. He is now being cured after consulting a quacktoprac - I mean chiropractor who has founded his own practice in &quot;Chiropratic Neurology&quot;, which I&#039;m guessing deals with the re-alignment of the skull.
Either this is the greatest physical manifestation of woo-woo thinking man has ever seen or we are witnessing the most amazing presentation of bullshit ever presented. A third possibility is that this is what happens when a mind that is predisposed to sickness allows itself to venture into areas of fantasy and depravity with no filters. Any way you look at it it&#039;s fascinating.
It&#039;s an explanation for a lot of his lack of mental capacity. The rest, though--that&#039;s just willful stupidity.
<i>...the LDS (Mormon) announcement that historical records were correct, Joseph Smith had forty (or so) wives and some were <strike>kids and some were married to other</strike> men. </i>
Just floatin&#039; that rumor out there, is all.
he would have been better off going to the wizard and asking for a new one...
Where ya been, Glenn? Just come out of the hole to tell us you&#039;re fucking nuts and hopelessly stupid? Ok, thanks.
&ldquo;Beck visited the Carrick Brain Center in Dallas&hellip;&rdquo; Whatever replacement brain he&rsquo;s getting make sure to stay away from the one from somebody named Abby Normal.
All these years I&#039;ve been calling him brain-dead, and now I find out his brain was faking it.
He&#039;s on the road to recovery? Damn!!! How much longer do I have to wait?
-- Satan