America needs blue balls, not red balls, according to this new video the White House put up today featuring new Obama economic bro Austan Goolsbee. According to their blog, this whiteboard video approach is something they're going to do from now on, because Americans are dumb and visual aids are the only thing they can understand.
<i>Imitation is the best form of flattery, and apparently Barack Obama is watching Fox News at 5pm and taking notes because he&rsquo;s breaking out a chalkboard of his very own. </i>
I totally imitate Glenn Beck every single day in my own life! I totally inhale air, exhale air, consume food substances, and excrete wastes! Someday, I will totally get good enough, just like Beck, and I will also walk upright! Until then, being Rascal-bound isn&#039;t so bad. I will continue shredding on the Obamuslin administration, as I was trained to do, at Beck U.
<i>Imitation is the best form of flattery, and apparently Barack Obama is watching Fox News at 5pm and taking notes because he&rsquo;s breaking out a chalkboard of his very own. </i>
Imitation? Flattery? Maybe it&#039;s mockery.
Beck only uses the chalkboard so he can drag his nails across it. It reminds him of Sarah Palin&#039;s voice.
Obviously Barack Obama is a guy with a deep-seated hatred of black boards.
when i see all you wonketteers with the blazing red badge of exclamation point negatives i am filled with shame.
you all have gone somewhere EXTRAORDINARY and i have just stayed here.
it&#039;s like a purple heart and i didn&#039;t go.
I totally imitate Glenn Beck every single day in my own life! I totally inhale air, exhale air, consume food substances, and excrete wastes! Someday, I will totally get good enough, just like Beck, and I will also walk upright! Until then, being Rascal-bound isn&#039;t so bad. I will continue shredding on the Obamuslin administration, as I was trained to do, at Beck U.
Anything but PowerPoint.