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If he was both extremely funny and not in a relationship, would he be a singularity.

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He thinks so, at least. Somehow I imagine even the most brainwashed tradwife would have him fuck a pillow and he wouldn't know the difference in the 30 (+/- 15) seconds it would take him to nut out near a live semi naked human.

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Crosby Stills and Nash were originally called The Frozen Noses.

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I love Laphroiag neat. Last time I had it I was standing on the patio of the snowbound golf country club. The whisky was warm; not warming, warm. Somehow, it generated its own head. So good.

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The first time I had it was a similar situation, early March in MA at a "semi-enclosed" patio. Something about its smokiness and texture was just perfection. Definitely not a drink I can have more than a bit of from an cost perspective, but also why I enjoy it so much when I do.

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When I was eleven in the late 1960's my dad loaded my bike on a member of a cycling club's car carrier, a man we barely knew. I took off with two other cars (thirteen total strangers) to Columbus Ohio for a weekend 210 mile ride on TOSRV. Rode with thousands of other adult strangers. Slept in state fair and school buildings with hundreds of strangers. Had one of the great times of my life. Parents would probably go to jail nowadays.

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Had to bail out a friend after getting arrested in Cicero, IL when he got into fisticuffs with a prostitute. Fight started when he reached down and found the prostitute had a penis. Never got the prostitute thing, he was dating a beautiful woman who he is still married to.

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Flora: The display continues to grow. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Fauna: Ted the rabbit , blendin' in. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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He was both. Now married with kids and producing hydrogen in Detroit.

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I sure have been seeing lots of stories about cops and child porn lately.

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Wasn't that a Fukui original?

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That there's a mother fucking t shirt

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Was that his 9th?

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Epic! You were a very lucky child, at least in that in that regard. How many show tunes do you know?

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Your friend sounds great.

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The last thing I think of when I hear “babysitter” is a male.I guess if a pedophilic man is watching Walsh’s kids, at least it should be one of his relatives.(No inbreeding humor intended.)

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