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Cheap & Nothing Wasted's avatar

What does this fool think there's no manufacturing in DC?The Bureau of Engraving & Printing is a huge manufacturing operation!

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Cheap & Nothing Wasted's avatar

The two together still can't top the abject stupidity of Tuberville!

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Sunhead's avatar

Well, old, un-vaccinated, un-seat-belted, lots of guns, oppositional defiance disorder.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Oddly, Kavanaugh sided with the good guys on the CWA ruling.

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Lizzie Lew's avatar

I just finished up a particularly annoying day at work and then read this, "...white man judges who like to put their man wangers inside a woman's no-no" and now I'm happy because it is hilarious. Thank you, Evan!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I propose we secure a block of WI White cheddar and carve it into a giant Cheese Dildo with which the member of Congress can go fuck himself. The remainder of the cheddar block may then be used for grilled cheese sandwiches served with tomato soup to be consumed while observing said member fucking himself.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, so he can go fuck himself with brats. No need to spend time carving a giant cheddar dildo after all.

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brucej's avatar

Coming soon to a history curriculum at charter Republican state public school near you.

ftfy :-(

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brucej's avatar

Yet somehow Jim Hoft remains the Stupidest Man on the INternet...

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Sleepmonger's avatar

I'm up for the cheese sammiches and 'mater soup, but I'll skip the watch party, thanks. I'd lose my appetite.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

In case I have forgotten Tucker Carlson?Oh, lord. Of Paradise nay can I not speak properly, for I am not there.

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Gladys Kravitz's Curtains's avatar

I feel seen.

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Daniel's avatar

Honestly, one of the better gimmicky 70's crime shows.

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lurch394's avatar

No wonder. It's Alabama. Sorry, Heart of Dixieites.

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lurch394's avatar

Grothman reminds me of another Cheesehead of my acquaintance, also obese and white-haired, who blamed Obama for "his" deficit in the first weeks of his presidency. It seemed to come as a surprise to him that the deficit clock doesn't start over for each president: kind of like being an heir means you inherit the debts, too.

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Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

Looks like GROOMING to me, there, you betcha

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