"That giant sucking sound you may have heard last night was the sound of thousands of extremely stupid articles about the โunstoppable march of the populist rightโ or similar getting deleted by hack journalists"
Grenwald, Michael Tracey, Matt yglesias, cenk uygur and Tiabbi must be absolutely inconsolable right now.
I wonder how soon Li'l Marco's State Department will claim that the press reporting victories for Lula in Brazil and the Student List in Serbia are a deliberate attempt of "election interference" in the US o' A?
"Stop telling people that they can vote against fascists!"
I'm so tired of these incessant calls and texts reminding me to vote that I'm about ready to just shit. And I'm expecting a call so I can't turn my fucking phone off. Somebody just kill me now. I even have canvassers coming to my fucking door.
Don't the political parties get the lists from the registrars of voters? Around here, the parties are allowed to see who voted, ie. the lists. They don't bother harassing people who have already voted.
My tastes have changed. I used to love Triscuits beyond all reason. Even some of the flavored ones like black pepper and sea salt. But what I really want now is Wheat Thins. Accept no substitutes.
Gottdamn! I could use some cheese & biscuits right now. With a nice hot glass of chamomile tea! And summer sausage. MMM MMMM MMM! I want summer sausage! (Not a euphemism.)
I can't pick one. Here, go to town:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=all+you+fascists+bound+to+lose+rhiannon+giddens
Good news indeed. I was really worried about the Brazilian election after the last round.
"That giant sucking sound you may have heard last night was the sound of thousands of extremely stupid articles about the โunstoppable march of the populist rightโ or similar getting deleted by hack journalists"
Grenwald, Michael Tracey, Matt yglesias, cenk uygur and Tiabbi must be absolutely inconsolable right now.
And I don't care (about them), do you?
Wheatpasting, yes!
(IYKYK)
I wonder how soon Li'l Marco's State Department will claim that the press reporting victories for Lula in Brazil and the Student List in Serbia are a deliberate attempt of "election interference" in the US o' A?
"Stop telling people that they can vote against fascists!"
WTF is wrong with Nicki Minaj kissing up to the DementedOne? Does she need a pardon?
"Donald Trump praises Nicki Minaj's arse"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rugcXn396A
Am I wrong to assume she had some kind of traumatic brain injury?
Sheโs an ill eagle immygrant. Sheโs worried her name will show up on Millerโs shit list.
Both her husband and a brother have issues.
Thereโs a relative she doesnโt want deported.
The one who's a pedophile?
Yep.
Edit to add:
IIRC, she actually has two relatives, one is a child sex offender, the other only did sex crimes against adults.
She wants her husband to be able to actually enter the USA.
I think he's the adult sex criming one.
Jokes on her.
HEY! there you are!
I hope you are having an excellent celebration of your birthday proper, and a well-enjoyed cap to your weekend of celebration!
have an outstanding year ahead, laddie - all good things to you!
Or that.
Irritate a fascist ๐๐๐๐sounds good to me!
Belt sander equipped with coarsest-grade grit, applied to bare buttocks, sounds like a great irritant.
Donโt forget the salt.
Lemon juice.
Why not both?
I'm so tired of these incessant calls and texts reminding me to vote that I'm about ready to just shit. And I'm expecting a call so I can't turn my fucking phone off. Somebody just kill me now. I even have canvassers coming to my fucking door.
I already voted, you neanderthals!
I report each one as spam, helping train the filters!
I add the number to my block list.
I wish a shitbag Republican canvasser would knock on my door. They'll get an earful.
The republican rep candidate tried canvassing our neighborhood. After dealing with us, he went off to MAGA corner and hung out with the chuds.
My beef is the number of ads on YT for people running who aren't in my district.
For all the damn personal data they have on you, you'd THINK they might know your zip code.
Put your "I voted!" sticker on your door.
I prefer the automatic "shotgun racking a shell" sound effect the moment they approach the door.
That sound! Even if you've never held a shotgun, you instinctively fear that sound.
I had to get rid of my 12 gauge when this depression went into high gear in the late 2010s.
"I'm not a Republican, but I DO support the 2nd Amendment!"
Don't the political parties get the lists from the registrars of voters? Around here, the parties are allowed to see who voted, ie. the lists. They don't bother harassing people who have already voted.
Funny enough I got a text last week, "Thanks for voting, please take this survey" ๐ฌ
Sorry, not sorry. I dont trust any of these things anymore except what the actual numbers say after election day
"How satisfied are you with the cleanliness of your voting location?"
Well, they are bugging me. This is Phoenix after all.
VOTE!
EMOTE!
VOTE, VOTE, VOTE LIKE A BABBY STOAT!!
olde enough to remember!
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
Vote like a pregnant mote!!
My late-in-the-workday brain read this as "pregnant motel" (despite the lack of rhyme), which I suppose has a logic in it!
Why Iโm voting Republican in November:
Not a SINGLE Democrat has admired a single ass and bragged about it.
"It's why God created asses..."
FAKE NEWS! Iโm not actually a Democrat!
Well, I have. Butt that's just me.
That's a good point.
By Jethro Dull
okay ugh, Monday ugh
nao you can relaaaaaaaax moar because yrrrr
smoking lamp is lit!
[one week and a wakeup, everywonk - studis!!]
Yay!
It's nice to see decency win. Let's all do what we can to do our part here in the USA!
Plus Lulu is a goofy fucker. I find him kinda relatable.
OT Observation: Trump is focusing on asses because his is under a diapered exoskeleton. He's constantly reminded about ass.
Every moment he toddles around it probably sounds like someone crunching Triscuits.
Shit. I can't count the times I go to the store to get a box of Wheat Thins and I come home with a box of Triscuits instead. It's a curse, I tell ya!
Cardboard is less expensive and healthier. The salt can kill me.
I thought it was just me!
My tastes have changed. I used to love Triscuits beyond all reason. Even some of the flavored ones like black pepper and sea salt. But what I really want now is Wheat Thins. Accept no substitutes.
At least you can scrape the salt off.
Yeah best thing to do is get the flavored varieties or otherwise set it up as part of charcuterie.
Gottdamn! I could use some cheese & biscuits right now. With a nice hot glass of chamomile tea! And summer sausage. MMM MMMM MMM! I want summer sausage! (Not a euphemism.)
The way he wanders off and can't walk a straight line, I'd say he's got an exoskeleton powered by Waymo.
OMG!! RROLLFF!!
And centaur.
Q:
Is it asses or diapered exoskeletons?
A:
ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Depends
It's irresponsible not to speculate.
๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ
https://i.ibb.co/kgch9GBS/exitright.gif
That's where the animatronics batteries are.
Plus he hasnโt seen one in 19 years.
bully for him
Dare we hope that American voters will be as smart as they were in Brazil? Or Serbia? Or Hungary?
it doesn't take that much. a little over 48% of Brazilians voted for Flavio
Have you been to the โheartlandโ to mingle with the common clay?
Yes, and they ALL have those giant fucking trucks. So you know theyโre noticing the gas prices going up and up.
Fartland.
โYou knowโฆ morons.โ
I'm preparing myself for a 2016-style disappointment.
My cyanide capsule has not arrived yet.
My disappointment was way worse in 2024. :(
I was numb with depression in 2024. Maybe my depression is getting better or something. I have mixed feelings about this.
WAAAAAAAAAY worse.
The way things are right now, Serbia and West Virginia might as well just switch sides on the Iron Curtain.
I wonder if Brazil or Serbia's current government was threatening voters and throwing them them off "eligibility"?
Or does that not happen in other countries?
Bolsonaro:
"Threatening voters? What a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?"
In Brazil, they tried by cancelling flights and buses to limit the voters from reaching the polls. Didn't seem to work.
Brazil also has an independent election commission. Many other countries as well.
I'm hoping that the majority are. And that the majority of Israeli voters are as well.
Some are.
I am sorry, I had to laugh.
https://cdn.viafoura.net/livecomments/media/00000000-0000-4000-8000-306d6cb5f704/00000000-0000-4000-8000-1b2a7f0f4726/01a1732b-4354-7e2b-a6e6-f41daa8bcd10/01a17522-345f-7914-873c-e8f5ffb42930_original.png
RROLLFF!!
Stollen.
Yeesh.
(laughs)
As the Japanese sayโฆBol-sayonar-o!
@Daniel: which is worse, failing to defend 430, or allowing a 90 run tenth wicket partnership?
We mostly speak โEnglishโ around here. Sorry I donโt understand.
It is a quintessential English dilemma.
I know this is a cricket referenceโฆ but I have NO idea what it means.
Yes. Both. Neither.
Probably the second, where they decided not bowling at the wickets was the best idea.
Apologies, I didnโt realise you were about. I stopped following the game yesterday when the 9th went down because even England . . . Never mind.