With Congress back and threatening to ruin any chance of sound and effective government, is there anywhere in the world to look for good news? Have no fear, Glorious Readers, for we scour the globe, and when the globe isn’t filing restraining orders against us, we find good stuff for you. Like this, per
No, no, he would be very enthusiastic. After all, here's what he said about another excellent government program aimed at saving lives:
&quot;Mr. President, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy at the bottom of some of our deeper mineshafts. The radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep. And in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided. It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, ... I&#039;m sorry. <i>Mr. President.</i> Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.&quot;
<blockquote>We here at Wonket love water, mainly because it forms the basis of bourbon, scotch, and beer, or as we call it, the Trinity of Sustenance. </blockquote>
<blockquote>epresentatives Ted Poe (R-wait, really? An &ldquo;R&rdquo;?) and Earl Blumenauer (D-Schwinn) have introduced the aptly titled Water for the World Act.</blockquote>
How ironic that a legislator named Poe is so far from demonstrating Poe&#039;s Law.
A sort of macabre nice time: In my son&#039;s case, the funeral home and crematory waived all fees. We were never even asked about money, and I definitely wasn&#039;t frugal with the service - baby grand piano, a singer, catered snacks and drinks, and a couple thousand balloons (I know, I know, bad for the environment, but good for my grieving heart.)
No, no, he would be very enthusiastic. After all, here&#039;s what he said about another excellent government program aimed at saving lives:
&quot;Mr. President, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy at the bottom of some of our deeper mineshafts. The radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep. And in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided. It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, ... I&#039;m sorry. <i>Mr. President.</i> Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.&quot;
But strangely lovely nonetheless.
Less children dying of preventable diseases?
Nobody tell Jenny McCarthy, she&#039;ll be SUPER pissed.
<blockquote>We here at Wonket love water, mainly because it forms the basis of bourbon, scotch, and beer, or as we call it, the Trinity of Sustenance. </blockquote>
Our Wonket is George Thorogood?
<blockquote>epresentatives Ted Poe (R-wait, really? An &ldquo;R&rdquo;?) and Earl Blumenauer (D-Schwinn) have introduced the aptly titled Water for the World Act.</blockquote>
How ironic that a legislator named Poe is so far from demonstrating Poe&#039;s Law.
Ever seen one of those up close? All the trappings and dressing of a full sizer, but only 3 feet long? Saddest fucking thing you can imagine.
Miley Cyrus seems to have picked up some horrible brain wasting disease that affected the music section. She must be the exception.
The key word being: living.
As in: alive.
That don&#039;t confront me, long as I get my snark next Friday.
By inflating the starting point?
A sort of macabre nice time: In my son&#039;s case, the funeral home and crematory waived all fees. We were never even asked about money, and I definitely wasn&#039;t frugal with the service - baby grand piano, a singer, catered snacks and drinks, and a couple thousand balloons (I know, I know, bad for the environment, but good for my grieving heart.)