Global Warming's Real Victim: America's Golf Courses
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As myriad continents either flood or burn and North America bakes, experts at theWall Street Journalsay therealvictims of this endless bummer are the golf courses. Thanks to a combination of record heat and humidity, the awful weather is literally murdering the nation's crucial greens. But are Democrats exclusively to blame? Perhaps not: "Golfers themselves deserve part of the blame for insisting that putting surfaces be mown short and fast even in weather conditions in which such practices are almost certain to ruin them." Important golf clubs are actually shutting down because of this! We want our country back, etc.
Global Warming's Real Victim: America's Golf Courses
Global Warming's Real Victim: America's Golf…
Global Warming's Real Victim: America's Golf Courses
As myriad continents either flood or burn and North America bakes, experts at theWall Street Journalsay therealvictims of this endless bummer are the golf courses. Thanks to a combination of record heat and humidity, the awful weather is literally murdering the nation's crucial greens. But are Democrats exclusively to blame? Perhaps not: "Golfers themselves deserve part of the blame for insisting that putting surfaces be mown short and fast even in weather conditions in which such practices are almost certain to ruin them." Important golf clubs are actually shutting down because of this! We want our country back, etc.