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WIDTAP's avatar

But your hyrdogen peroxide will lighten the color of your hair, act as an antiseptic on minor cuts, treat's foot fungus, whiten teeth - all sorts of miracles!

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Pyme particles? Now we know Ant-man stole North Korea's smaller molecules, Kim Particles.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

"To Whom My Concern" is not a good sign.

Brendan_M's avatar

Devil and his army (fallen angels) going to hell and they want to drag as many of God's people! They know you die not have Holy Spirit! They got you damn to hell! Ok= (3) 6's, (1) eye pyramid, rock and roll devil with horns and (1) eye cover face! Harry Potter (evil)!

WHOA IF TRUE

This didn't come with some very high-quality hemp soap, did it?

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I'm not a Harry Potter fan but this seems harsh.

DougW's avatar

Best post of 2016. Much love to you and both kids!

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Femto season! Nano Season! OK... you win... Nano Season...BLAM!

Scwewy Femto......

Relativicus's avatar

My guess is "smaller molecules" is a mistranslation and that they mean "fewer molecules". Fewer lead molecules, mercury molecules, pesticide molecules...

Doug Langley's avatar

He hypnotizes them into sending him invitations.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Trump: Name on skyscraper.Bloomie: Owns skyscraper.

A subtle difference that eludes the Trumpaloompas.

RobKanC's avatar

Sadly, the FSM is mischievous and misleads people like this. The gospel of the flying sphagetti monster is clear on this. Unless, the FSM wrote that. Oh well, we would never know would we. He wrote some other "holy" books and the world is still burning. He can be stupid sometimes.

WellIGotNothing's avatar

Pretty sure Kim invented hoh hoh hoh

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