Virginia's George Mason University is all abuzz this week with rumors about a new secret society called "The 17." (Their name, we assume, comes from the answer to the question "How many GMU douchebags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?") They have been sabotaging the campus with chalk vandalism, e-mail spam and ambiguous haikus. They are also seeking to enrich uranium to nuke student apathy.
GMU Secret Society to Alter Course of History!
GMU Secret Society to Alter Course of…
GMU Secret Society to Alter Course of History!
Virginia's George Mason University is all abuzz this week with rumors about a new secret society called "The 17." (Their name, we assume, comes from the answer to the question "How many GMU douchebags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?") They have been sabotaging the campus with chalk vandalism, e-mail spam and ambiguous haikus. They are also seeking to enrich uranium to nuke student apathy.