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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

I doubt anyone cares whether he did the deed or not. It's the joke/brag about it via email to other male officers that demonstrates a sexual-harassment-y atmosphere hostile to women.

fuflans's avatar

she looks like miss piggy.

Lefty Mark's avatar

H-a-a-a-a-nds across the water(maker) (water)... H-a-a-a-a-nds across the thigh!

Lefty Mark's avatar

They fantasize about receiving her corporal punishment.

Lefty Mark's avatar

The general wishes that <i>he</i> was her dipstick.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's just your regular government-issue Fap truck.

You know, for when you want to bring up the heavy artillery.

They are used for hauling flatbeds full of these: <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/Z4BdZ" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://goo.gl/Z4BdZ">http://goo.gl/Z4BdZ</a>

War is hell.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, but Mrs. Flannagan was a great after-school tutor for teenage boys. Or, ah, so I've been told.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's a side effect caused by mixing roofies and blow. Or so I've heard...

chascates's avatar

He'll be awarded the Distinguished Service Cum Rag.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>My comment[s] were a terrible attempt at humor. I didn't mean them literally or figuratively. I simply meant them to try and be funny...</i>

I was <i>looking</i> for an appropriate thing to put in my IntenseDebate profile.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Fap, 2, 3, 4 Fap, 2, 3, 4 Fap, Fap Now try it again with your Left, Right, Left, Right. Companyyyyyyyyy, Halt.

Jared James's avatar

Let us please not apply Rule 32 to this situation. Rep Ellmers is not an object, an image, or a face you want to see before several stiff belts of Bourbon.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Wait, what? Evidently I have lost track of the meaning of "hot" in this context.

Jared James's avatar

Or General John H. "Jack" Mihoff, soon to appear in a GOP primary near you.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I had a good job, but I fapped,...2,...3,....4..