The Rebs are heading for their bunkers. The Epstein Affair is officially out of control as imaginary enemies are accused of fake crimes, trivial issues are dramatically inflated to headline stealers and Trump's believers have their hands around their own throats. Government is coming to a screaming halt.
When the Senate goes on recess, that'll clear the way for Chump to take care of the really, really, really embarrassments in his cabinet with recess appointments.
That reminds me of the time a bunch of Pontiacs got built with Chevrolet valve covers. GM couldn’t get away with just swapping out the valve covers, they had to install a new engine. The only difference between them was the valve covers. ‘kin lawyers, man.
A Howard Stern clip has been revisit in which Trump is asked if he has an age limit to females he would have sex with. His answer boils down to "well, certainly not a 12 year old."
I present The Leader of the Free World (recent Trump Toot):
"The word is, and it’s a strong word at that, Jimmy Kimmel is NEXT to go in the untalented Late Night Sweepstakes and, shortly thereafter, Fallon will be gone," Trump wrote Tuesday on Truth Social. "These are people with absolutely NO TALENT, who were paid Millions of Dollars for, in all cases, destroying what used to be GREAT Television. It’s really good to see them go, and I hope I played a major part in it!"
I figure it wouldn’t break any rules to mention this:
For those who haven’t been following along, a bit over a week ago I realized how badly burned out I am at work. Can’t find the joy in my job, minor stuff sends me into an anxiety attack, and almost every day for the past week I’ve gotten home, crawled into bed, and cried.
So my best friend, my therapist, and a few people here all said I should set up a page—and so I did. Won’t post a link here, but you can find it at the bottom of my recent Substack posts. I love you guys more than you know.
Who the fuck are these bottom feeder attorneys who file these bullshit nuisance lawsuits for the whiny crybaby? I hope he shafts them on their fees, fucking assholes
WRT spicy vinegar chicken over artichokes. I make something similar using a nice Girardi's champagne vinaigrette .BUT for the recipe without a paywall:
Your hed gif source info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/coy-o-tay-coy-o-play
And meme cankles: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/f0b3facd-cc84-4607-96be-8fcab413b45e?utm_source=share
The Mild Jrs had a coyote wandering around in the field behind their house the other day.
It did not look playful.
Coyotes are all business. They have to be, because they work on very short margins.
Roadrunner on line two.
Not so much Wile E. as wild, eh?
So children everywhere play King of the Hill. Tres cute.
Mebbe only human children continue on learning to play it with the meanness that their parents and community teach them?
PUPPIES!!! And they have a club house!!
Not a cub house.
Puppies gotta play!
Ky00t yotes!
Just wait until they find Dad’s ACME stash.
Baby Super Geniuses!
Puppies pupping out is pure delight.
Babby Geniuses!
Listened to the whole Hunter interview, and boy, he dishes out, and every time he does, he hits, hard.
If his reputation wouldn't have been destroyed by the smear campaigns, he would be one very interesting candidate for 2028.
Ozzy Osbourne has left us. Heavy metal’s ‘Prince of Darkness’ dies at 76 https://www.oregonlive.com/nation/2025/07/heavy-metals-prince-of-darkness-dies-at-76.html
The Rebs are heading for their bunkers. The Epstein Affair is officially out of control as imaginary enemies are accused of fake crimes, trivial issues are dramatically inflated to headline stealers and Trump's believers have their hands around their own throats. Government is coming to a screaming halt.
Good for you Jon Stewart and everyone else affiliated with the show! I’m proud and impressed. More of this please
Paramount screwed up when they messed with beloved Stephen Colbert!
When the Senate goes on recess, that'll clear the way for Chump to take care of the really, really, really embarrassments in his cabinet with recess appointments.
Tulsi and Petey,
Sitting in a tree.
Fucked.
Totally, totally fucked.
Well, Coke bent the knee and is making tfg's wish their command. Mexican Coke for errybody!
All they need to do is divert a few cases from the South American deliveries to wherever the White House buys it's supplies.
But those are labeled in Mexican!
That reminds me of the time a bunch of Pontiacs got built with Chevrolet valve covers. GM couldn’t get away with just swapping out the valve covers, they had to install a new engine. The only difference between them was the valve covers. ‘kin lawyers, man.
All Trump see's is the glass it's served in. Donnie can't read anyway.
And he drinks diet, so this doesn’t affect him in any way. He gets another feather in his maga hat, though.
Don, Jr. will be first in line.
🤦Wrong Coke! 🤣
A Howard Stern clip has been revisit in which Trump is asked if he has an age limit to females he would have sex with. His answer boils down to "well, certainly not a 12 year old."
I present The Leader of the Free World (recent Trump Toot):
"The word is, and it’s a strong word at that, Jimmy Kimmel is NEXT to go in the untalented Late Night Sweepstakes and, shortly thereafter, Fallon will be gone," Trump wrote Tuesday on Truth Social. "These are people with absolutely NO TALENT, who were paid Millions of Dollars for, in all cases, destroying what used to be GREAT Television. It’s really good to see them go, and I hope I played a major part in it!"
Funny how I kinda agree with him about Fallon, but of the three, he's the one who fellated him best.
TDS Choir us now my ringtone.
How do I make it my ringtone
Colbert for Senate
He is about to have plenty of free time...
I figure it wouldn’t break any rules to mention this:
For those who haven’t been following along, a bit over a week ago I realized how badly burned out I am at work. Can’t find the joy in my job, minor stuff sends me into an anxiety attack, and almost every day for the past week I’ve gotten home, crawled into bed, and cried.
So my best friend, my therapist, and a few people here all said I should set up a page—and so I did. Won’t post a link here, but you can find it at the bottom of my recent Substack posts. I love you guys more than you know.
Who the fuck are these bottom feeder attorneys who file these bullshit nuisance lawsuits for the whiny crybaby? I hope he shafts them on their fees, fucking assholes
I know Rebecca has a crush on Denny Carter just like I do, but I will post this here in case she doesn't add it into a tabs this week. Crushing it.
https://badfaithtimes.com/its-one-long-joke/?ref=bad-faith-times-newsletter
Good reading!
Can we use the term "kidrape" instead of "kidfuck". The latter feels as though the kid is a willing participant. JMO
WRT spicy vinegar chicken over artichokes. I make something similar using a nice Girardi's champagne vinaigrette .BUT for the recipe without a paywall:
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1026848-spicy-vinegar-chicken-over-artichokes