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But it only takes 10 hours before you feel normal again on LSD.

Wait. Nevermind.

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holy TARDIS. I rarely read anything in a newspaper article that makes me open my eyes that wide, and certainly not in every other sentence.

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Look at pictures from the big circle jerk in which they all praised the emperor for the venal and mean-spirited tax bill they had just passed.

They are hard for me to tell apart. Their lies all sound the same, too.

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Orrin and many of his colleagues have only contempt for those of us who need Social Security and Medicare. Here is what he said to Dennis Sherrod about us:

"I'm just going to say to you that I come from the poor people. And I've been here working my whole stinking career for people who don't have a chance. And I really resent anybody saying that I'm just doing this for the rich. Give me a break," Hatch said."

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Lived in Utah for 5 years. Love the jello dessert line. And still love Utah. Hopefully they will boot Hatch to the curb....

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Same goes for fishing trips!!

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I really wonder if someone that dense and dim recognizes themselves in the mirror

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The good part of being raised Mormon, there realy are many good parts if you want to be plugged into a system and can thrive under the sweat madness. But the best part is when it comes time to walk away it’s easier to see the lie. I’m pritty shure there are catholic traditions that render god abstract enough to be nearly tolerable and lus all the places and what not are realy real there is a Rome not so much the great city of the lamaniets zorosomthing? Damn. Oh well Mormonism is evangelicalism for deeply boring and bussness minded Yankees

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He and Teddy really were best friends, though.

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I think that's a perfect way to deliver those indictments.

Let the slime slime the slimy.

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Yeah, I don't get that - he wanted to do tax reform? He did TEFRA in 86. How was that not tax reform?

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What little humanity Orin ever had is long gone and all that's left is anger and resentment. He just wants to keep his seat cause he can't live without the ceremony and perks. I'm not even talking real humanity, he lost the bs Morman scam humanity that is about as deep as an Osman 4 part harmony.

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Let me know when you find out. Please. I just need a little break from reality.

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It's the mold. The pod people don't tweak the mold enough between imprints. They don't get why each human should look a bit different so they don't try very hard.

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I understand *pats on shoulder*. I feel the same way, lately.

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