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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

We still laugh about you...

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Bite my ass, beantowner.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Not upfisting your pain...amazing story though.

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ahughes798's avatar

The only way I'd get into a self-driving car is if it was a Ferrari and it drove itself like it stole itself.

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HazooToo's avatar

No. They will need steak. Ribs. Cheeks. Tenderloin. Only the most unusual kind of game. Obviously, all these drivers and cashiers are going to form brutal gangs, attempting to capture other unemployed humans and sell them as meat.

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HazooToo's avatar

On the other hand, it IS Uber saying that this was "human error". It's easier to fire a person than to let people think your self-driving car may not be safe to get into, when that's their only option. I'm not entirely sure they've worked out all the bugs yet. They probably just scapegoated the hell out of the drivers.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

And no doubt since the driver was a "contractor", Uber weaseled out of any liability.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

That won't be a problem since Hal won't open the door anyway.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I have a feeling the majority of the 1% haven't studied their history too well. Generally when you get a bunch of angry, armed, hicks, things don't go too well for the people at the top. I don't think we're going to start eating each other.

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Naytch's avatar

I call it jerb security!

(This pic is from a drill this fall, no one hurt except my daughter's old junker). https://goo.gl/photos/P4WTK...

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RicheTheBuddha's avatar

Well played, sir. Well played.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

The Volvo is now expressing concern that it will be sent to the Spice Miser Kessel, and be melted down into who knows what.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Everything was going fine until this came on the radio:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Followed, natch, byhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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phoenix00's avatar

'Second Amendment Solution!'

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