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people vote for stupid - one of there own

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Must-see TV

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I think you mean the Devil.

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Another source of grist for the Wonkette mill should be "Dr Chaps" Klingenschmitt, who got <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/meet-dr-chaps-gordon-klingenschmitt-colorados-new-anti-gay-demon-hunting-state-legislator" target="_blank">elected</a> to the Colorado house.

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When God closes one door, he opens a window so that way the freaks and idiots can still get to you. God looks down on this and just laughs and laughs. Sometimes he calls over Peter and Paul and they all have a good belly laugh.

He can be a really irritating deity in that way.

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see also: giraffes

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It seems that Butt can master Bates.

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clown shoes, at that

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will that be before or after the impeachment trial?

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Then she has either a weird sense of humor or simply doesn't give a shit.

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Ernst goes to FEMA camp

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Comedic gold? Yah, I'll give ya that. Good governance...not so much.

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I have long thought that the Dems approach negotiation with what they think is a reasonable compromise, and will negotiate down from there, while the Repubs start with a list of everything that they could possibly want, and negotiate up from there.

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Or perhaps the dead babbies, you know, from the slut pills.

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i am considering rereading all 3 volumes of Lord of the Rings.

and the appendices.

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WHY IS HER SKIN SHINY AND TIGHT LIKE A SILURIAN?!!?!

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