Everybody panic! Some dude at Examiner.com looked at a bunch of funny gifs of a maybe-hurricane and decided it might hit Tampa (and your Editrix!) just in time for the RNC! Where will we shelter from the possible storm? Probably a titty bar. But far more important than whether or not we (by which we mean "I") are murdered by the vengeful weather is what could have angered the deity to call down this Old Testament (it is even named Isaac, we think?) smiting:
With all the concealed-carry wingnuts in town, and a rapidly-decreasing amount of ground to stand, what could possibly go wrong? I'm picturing the Katrina Superdome scene, but with lots of guns and angry white morons thrown into the mix. When the National Guard comes in to put 'em down, the helicopters might as well be black.
"Invincible ignorance" is exactly that: If the storm of the century came along and wiped Tampa from the face of the earth, these retarded fuckers would make a big deal of the fact that 87 titty bars got demolished, but only one convention center.
That little bitch Pat Robertson had better start praying harder!
P + 10. Also, Good Job Brownie!
Between all the hot air and the blowing, it should be a category 5.
Marked on my calendar! Hmm.... maybe I should put "out of office" for the 14th as well.
Nah, they're used to being splashed with water. They'll be fine.
I'm gonna trademark "Mitt-Storm".
Rabid honey badgers. To infest the GOP convention, you need a critter that doesn't give a shit.
Do Nate Silver or Charlie Cook do weather reports?
With all the concealed-carry wingnuts in town, and a rapidly-decreasing amount of ground to stand, what could possibly go wrong? I'm picturing the Katrina Superdome scene, but with lots of guns and angry white morons thrown into the mix. When the National Guard comes in to put 'em down, the helicopters might as well be black.
"I don't always pray, but when I do, I pray for this."
-- the Most Interesting Liberal in the World
"Invincible ignorance" is exactly that: If the storm of the century came along and wiped Tampa from the face of the earth, these retarded fuckers would make a big deal of the fact that 87 titty bars got demolished, but only one convention center.
I think we should sit back and let private enterprise come to their rescue.
Not an issue: The GOP could nominate Zombie Joe Stalin, and he'd still be the Great White Hope to the racist dumbfuck demographic.
Mitt is sure having a shitty month. And as hard as I try to be kind and not be judgmental, I am enjoying watching this.
Remember Colorado Springs getting those flash floods and the rightwingers were curiously silent?
I await a crop of excuses for being found in porn theaters, bondage clubs, gay hangouts..."The hurricane blew me into here".