Spoiler alert: These people are insufferable. In a recent video (sadly not embeddable), self-proclaimed Christian "prophets" Rebecca Greenwood and traditional straight-married couple Cindy and Mike Jacobs compared notes on how exactly their God-given gifts of prophecy work. It was pretty impressive, and we had no idea how trying the work of prophecy could be!
It's easy to laugh at these self appointed icons of evangelical Christianity, but they represent a sinister movement that has a goal of dominating the USA, changing our Constitution, and forcing theocracy on our nation.
I guess I must be some kind of prophetess or something, because in the last 30 years or so of movie going, I have only been really surprised by a movie ending twice. The first time was 'The Sixth Sense", and the second was the movie "Marley and Me". (The ending of Marley and Me actually caused me to suck air, because my yellow Lab died from the same medical condition, and I didn`t even see that ending coming.) That was the second time ever, that I was really surprised, I swear.
You too? I wonder about that also, when I take my afternoon, 30 minute "lie down". (Looks like a nap, feels like a snoring coma), I get a huge cold shiver just when I am starting to doze off, and the same weird shiver when I am waking up. Sometimes I wonder if my central nervous system might be messed up a little.
Actually, that is a normal physiologic response to "sleep" in which our brain lowers our core temperature to conserve energy. Regarding whether your CNS is messed up a little, if the fu shits, wear it.
It's a heavy weight to bear. I know because I too have a divine gift, though mine is not that of prophecy. Rather, it is the gift of transmutation. You see, I turn perfectly good beer into urine.*
Though sometimes tempted, I have thus far kept true to my promise to use my powers only for good, never for evil.
*If you thinks that's impressive, wait 'til you see what I do with food!
Winning Power Ball Tickets or GTFO.
These people talk of prophecy as if it was measles at Disneyland. Everyone has it.
It's easy to laugh at these self appointed icons of evangelical Christianity, but they represent a sinister movement that has a goal of dominating the USA, changing our Constitution, and forcing theocracy on our nation.
Great, you just had to sneak in a reference to your period, didn't you?
/jk
... said John the Baptiser.
Didn't see that last one coming.
I predict that the next Three Stooges feature that you watch will contain gratuitous slapstick violence.
I predicted that the movie would have a happy ending.
I guess I must be some kind of prophetess or something, because in the last 30 years or so of movie going, I have only been really surprised by a movie ending twice. The first time was 'The Sixth Sense", and the second was the movie "Marley and Me". (The ending of Marley and Me actually caused me to suck air, because my yellow Lab died from the same medical condition, and I didn`t even see that ending coming.) That was the second time ever, that I was really surprised, I swear.
You too? I wonder about that also, when I take my afternoon, 30 minute "lie down". (Looks like a nap, feels like a snoring coma), I get a huge cold shiver just when I am starting to doze off, and the same weird shiver when I am waking up. Sometimes I wonder if my central nervous system might be messed up a little.
Actually, that is a normal physiologic response to "sleep" in which our brain lowers our core temperature to conserve energy. Regarding whether your CNS is messed up a little, if the fu shits, wear it.
It's a heavy weight to bear. I know because I too have a divine gift, though mine is not that of prophecy. Rather, it is the gift of transmutation. You see, I turn perfectly good beer into urine.*
Though sometimes tempted, I have thus far kept true to my promise to use my powers only for good, never for evil.
*If you thinks that's impressive, wait 'til you see what I do with food!
But can she predict the weather with her boobs like that girl in Mean Girls?
can u esplain? (I know, I could be embrassing myseff)
That's Bapteezer (tm) Saved and Fave'd since 1 bc.
So you're saying that he was just a tease?