No one could have predicted that a Vegas musical about the loathsome Robertson family -- those jerkwads who hunt ducks and hate homos and believe the only reason people don't go around cutting off dicks is because the Bible says -- would fail harder than Carly Fiorina running a major corporation. (Topical jokes!) And by no one, we mean everyone, even those without God on their speed dial:
So you really can underestimate the taste of the American public!I guess we all knew this at heart, but it took some spectacularly stupid Las Vegas promoters to put it to the test.
♪♫ Springtime . . . for wingnuts . . . and hillbillies...♪♫ At least they won't have to pay out profits to all the investors who bought in for 12,000% of the take.
Are The Bangles re-writing their hit song "Walk Like An Egyptian"?
they should ditch the camo for white robes - way more gay that way -
And less duck call.
Or All That Jizz.
Dang all too soon. I wanted to see the prancing happy slaves. How about the pedophile duck plucking?
... Vegas, OTOH, not so much.
one of the perks to no cable, or satellite. i have never seen the tv show, and will now be saved the torture of a possible tv adaptation.
Next stop, Branson.
Or buy a ticket?
I woulda preferred Edie, but she's gone-gone as well.
Atlas Ducked?
I believe they were actually 'Bama fratboys doing rustic cosplay.
One of the perks of not living in 'Murica, I don't have to live amongst these pricks.
Those assholes look sort of Tallibanish.
So you really can underestimate the taste of the American public!I guess we all knew this at heart, but it took some spectacularly stupid Las Vegas promoters to put it to the test.
♪♫ Springtime . . . for wingnuts . . . and hillbillies...♪♫ At least they won't have to pay out profits to all the investors who bought in for 12,000% of the take.
I know the backstory of these grifters, so I figgered it out.