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... and that hedge is on fire. Jesus Saves. Moses Invests. God Skims from the top.

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... yeah, I don't recall anything about Him returning to work on the following Monday. Bit of a slacker if you ask me.

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Why can't they just enjoy the silence?

I have a (TRUE!) story that I could tell involving one half of Depeche Mode, my wife & I who were celebrating our five year wedding anniversary, the Hard Rock Casino bar in Vegas at 4am, a pair of Russian escorts, an exposed clothing tag, a trip to the bathroom, four hits of E, an amiably bemused plain clothes security goon who looked like a slightly overweight Matt Dillon wax figure, some blow, Keifer Sutherland, Marg Helgenberger, some more blow, Richard Kind, an epic MILF slap, a blonde Cuba Gooding, Jr., and a black bandana, but I think that I'll save it for another day.

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"It's probably easier to tell other people they shouldn't retire if your "job" is spewing bullshit on the teevee for two or three hours a week." ... especially if you're A Old with a comfy job... Exhibit A: Pat Robertson Exhibit B: through Z: fill in your favourites, there are more than enough to choose from.

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... but only if you eat dinner off an ironing board, so you can relate that story to prove how much you suffered. When Egg Rmoney told that heartwarming anecdote, I thought... "Luxury! You had dinner..."

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... whatever it is, it can't come soon enough. And I hope they at least have sanity-humanity as a platform.

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... oh, is that the "Puritan Work Ethic" I've heard tell about?

The Protestant work ethic (or the Puritan work ethic) is a concept in theology, sociology, economics and history which emphasizes that hard work and frugality are a result of a person's salvation in the Protestant faith, particularly in Calvinism, in contrast to the focus upon religious attendance, confession, and ceremonial sacrament in the Catholic tradition.

Yeah, no wonder I never subscribed to either.

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Wow. I'd like to say this shocks me, but sadly it's all too familiar and I've run out of invectives to hurl. Politicians collecting a hefty pension after a few years "service" (I can't call it work) and then continuing to make bank via lobbying, sitting on a Fortune 500 Board, hitting the lecture circuit or becoming a Faux Nooze bobble-head... well, this shit makes me stabby. People that never earned their paycheque don't deserve a pension, and they certainly don't deserve to double-dip.

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... I'll be back to hear more, but right now... I'll be in my bunk.

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... "I never retired. I quit. And I'm still quitting things. So there." -$arah P.(brain)

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... "But we're several centuries beyond that, now." Well, I'd like to think so, but apparently the fundaMENTAList zombie-horde doesn't agree with me.

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... I thought he was the originator of the Holy Ponzi Scheme? That's a job, no?

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What next? Jesus wants us to work forever and for free. How come Jesus never says kill the rich and take all their stuff? Just asking for a friend.

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Giants fan. The only good thing about our time with AJ was that he was only here one season.

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Secular? That's WORSE!

- David 'wouldn't know the truth if it was wearing a name tag' Barton

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Oh, we didn't need to double-check against the Bible to know THAT.

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