According to some utterer named Steven Andrew, God has spoken through a man with two first names, and it is time for Christians to unite behind Rick Santorum, because his Christ-inanity will fix the economy, and Mitt Romney is "accursed." Further, Romney is "against everything the USA was founded upon," by which he means Jesus Christ, and this is why he must go, says Steven "God" Andrew. Perplexingly, Santorum decided this weekend that
Too confusing. Can&#039;t I just sing <i>Jeebus Loves Me, This I Know</i>?