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Does anyone know if she had any horcruxes made? If so, they should be found and destroyed at once.

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Having been raised Catholic - I'm much better now, thank you - I actually have two extra initials with a useless, never used confirmation name.

Also Kevin Kline is a native St. Louisan.

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Mr. Death Rocks mutters "Poison" whenever flavored beers are mentioned.

You, sir, are a true American hero.

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HAH! Found the problem. AdBlock was already disabled for Wonkette. The Twitter button, however, was blocked in Ghostery. Unblocked it and voilà I can see that which had been hidden.

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HAH! Finally found the problem. AdBlock was already disabled for Wonkette. The Twitter button, however, was blocked in Ghostery. Unblocked it and, voilà, I can see that which had been hidden.

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Now if Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann had gotten elected...?

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You're saying God is Barbara Jordan?

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Pomegranate libel!! Pucker noted. That means he is green persimmon flavored.

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Phillies are a bunch of guys in hats occasionally mistaken for a baseball team.

I am one of their most ardent supporters.

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IIRC, company run by a cousin - well-respected locally, perhaps expanding. (Ms P may have sued to stop him from using the name, but he won...?)

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Actually, she is the last horcrux Pat Robertson.

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I can only hope that the old fruit bat suffered long and painfully before she died.

But I have no strong feelings about her. My daughter, on the other hand, ...

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Rickman is fucking brilliant.

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Yeah ... he wouldn't fit on a greeting card, so they downsized him.

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God is really Barbara Jordan? Come to think of it I always there was something different about her and not the lesbian thing.

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and expecting us! - to do the right thing.

Is she asking us to vote for Ted "The Zodiac Killer' Cruz?

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