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The kids in my little hick town went through that phase about 15 years ago, but the current youth scene here is so far past that look that it seems like just a vague rumor now. I haven't journeyed back to the world in quite awhile, so I am quite surprised to hear that this is still a thing in some places.

Droopy pants? Still? Jeez, get a clue. That is so 2000.

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Fat guys wearing those printed drawstring pants were bad enough.

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WHAT??? There are still places where baseball caps (worn off the diamond, in any orientation) are a thing?!? I haven't seen that in at least 10 years, and this town is hardly what you would call fashion-forward.

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Fine with me, but that lifestyle might be a bit difficult to maintain during winters in the Northeast.

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Sheesh, you city and suburban people and your silly, non-functional fashions. Come out here and bushwhack up a mountain, split firewood or launch your kayak in those clothes.

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My brother wears them (not a skinhead) and I see them all the time in the Seattle area.

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They will, you know...

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men in saggy pants won’t ever get jobs

Yes, employers don't have a problem hiring people who wear t-shirts and jeans to their interview as long as the jeans are properly hiked up.

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I never minded the baggy pants thing, it can make for a nice view of a firm behind. ;-D *Dirty old lady mode*

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"a drive to collect belts for wayward Yoots"

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Meanwhile, the vampires of the 1% continue to suck the blood of everyone else, and this is what these idiots are worried about.

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What if it's Chris Christie's cameltoe?

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Can we ban duckface while we're at it?

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Jesus is trying to sneak into the ladies' bathroom to get a load of some fundie tits.

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Having solved all other problems, we turn now...

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I can't believe this is still a "thing"...what's it been, 20 years now? Maybe it took that long to get down to AL?

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