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Oh, she's heard of him. There's a warrant out on him across 14 star systems. It's just that nobody wants to come to earth for fear of being infected with the word virus.

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He also missed the part in Joshua where they stick their oh-so-holy swords into the bellies of pregnant women and then blame "God" for their actions.

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I concur with that being a beautifully done gif, especially since I keep reading his lips as "fist fist, goal goal!"

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I guess IE-Zeus is going the way of Santy Claus and the Easter Bunny. Now what are we going to scare little children with? Ted "Squeaky" Cruz?

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No no no! He gives all of his money to Mike Huckabee and lives a spartan life in a horse trailer. What do you think he is, a HYPOCRITE? ;=)

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Ninth Commandment--isn't that the one about not walking and chewing gum at the same time? Oh wait, that's the 11th commandment. The 9th is the one about not having sex with an unclean sheep.

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One wonders whether his god-phone is red or just pink.

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"Didn't I tell you not to call me when I'm porking the holy ghost?"

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I'm sure we could find a volunteer to help him hold his breath.

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You've been reading the bible again, haven't you? I once asked a believer about that and his answer was something along the lines of, "It's just a rough estimate." Because, obviously, God isn't interested in the finer points of mathematics.

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messicans?

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There is a tradition among Muslims that when God revealed Qur'an 4:34 ("you can beat your wife as a last resort"), Muhammad was very upset with it because he was a kind and gentle man, but you gotta repeat God's message precisely or get smitten.

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Only the Mooslins can pay God off in dead animals - one per year, to memorialise the day that Allah said to Abraham LOL PSYCH I'M JUST JOKING DON'T REALLY MURDER YOUR SON, HERE'S A SHEEP.

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I don't want my taxes subsidizing oil companies - after all, Tesla is part of the local economy here, and I certainly don't need tax money undermining the local economy.

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or this...

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math is hard ~ Barbie

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