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And we know where this is going, don't we?

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Buttsechs, or fucking medieval peasants?

Make up your mind.

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Have they lowered the qualification criteria for the Secrets recently?

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They probably expect that in heaven, those folks will live in some other neighborhood. Because otherwise, it wouldn't be <i>heaven</i>.

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Set Occam's Phaser to "stun".

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Oh Evan, you make me so homesick.

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Surely there is no record of hurricanes in the New Orleans area prior to this festival. The fact that the drink and the train there are named "Hurricane" must be a coincidence.

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I saw them live many times when I was in grad school at UNC. Alas, I never threw chicken during "Eight Piece Box"..."I got me a thigh/ then I grabbed me a breast/ my mouth got so full, y'all/ I had to save the rest..."

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god was tired of listening to the republican party platform.

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oh for fuck's sake people. it's hurricane season and the gulf coast is in hurricane territory. wind patterns, temperature and geography are the determining factors here.

not somebody else having buttsechs.

fucking medieval peasants.

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The liver is evil and must be punished. I saw it on a T-shirt once, so it must be true.

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This ladies and gents is an example of what happens when public dollars are spent on school textbooks written by the Bob Jones University and well-qualified and educated teachers are tossed aside for less expensive home-schooled Amway marketers as voucher school educators. A large part of the population is attempting to pray away the gay.

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We do create God in our own image, so yeah.

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Gays are so much the soundbitier explanation, and therefore by GOPam's Razor, must be the right explanation.

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