Godfather Herman Cain Will Illegally Fire All You Union Thugs

Everyone's favorite cooldaddy former GOP presidential candidate, serial quid pro quo lady harasser, and totally all-around-well-informed dude Herb Cain has a message for all you Union Thugz out there:  You want a job don't you? Well he will fire you if you join or organize a union! It seems like Ol' Herb maybe does not know that firing employees for unionizing is against the law? (Still! But give the Supreme Court a little time. They have to outlaw Medicare first before they can get cracking on all of FDR's other achievements.) Anyway, here is what Cain said, regarding the recall of Scott Walker, because he is an idiot (both he's).

When I ran Godfather's Pizza, my employees had every right - every right - to unionize if they wanted to. The good news is, because of the kind of work environment we created, they didn't want to unionize. But they had every right to unionize. Now, if they had decided to unionize, I could also decide to fire all of 'em.

Don't worry, pardner. The Roberts Court will have your back. [ RightWingWatch ]