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chascates's avatar

Now if only his mistresses formed a union.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Thank goodness for energy companies. Drill baby, drill!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

So that's what he meant by "you want that job, don't you"! I totally misunderstood. But at least now I can safely say that to my female co-workers. I'm sure they'll thank me.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...punch them in the balls..."</i>

And that's gentle treatment compared to the "rape is a gift from God" treatment they're giving women.

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fuflans's avatar

i love needling my right-ish family about my three union memberships.

oh, and fuck you too herman.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Fuck Herman Cain. And fuck even harder, with a giant <a href="http:\/\/edge.ebaumsworld.com\/mediaFiles\/picture\/207278\/690516.jpg" target="_blank"> cactus dick,</a> the blue-collar working-class people who wanted him to be president.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yes we are, prommie. Maybe once we disband all the unions and bring back child labor and debtors prisons, we can all rise up and.....aw, fuck it. These hayseeds who vote republican deserve the non-lubricated ass pounding they're begging for.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Sounds like he enjoyed being able to fire people.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Unfortunately the prefold here is too short to bump Levi off my screen entirely.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Someone needs to make Herman an offer he can't refuse. STFU or GTFO.

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Mahousu's avatar

Sure it will. Somebody has to handle the paperwork for decertifying unions.

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SullivanSt's avatar

You don't know what it's like.

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SullivanSt's avatar

23" PC monitor libel!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Fun fact:

Newt Gingrich and Chris Christie ordered most of the pizzas that made Herman Cain rich.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wait. Size <i>does</i> matter?

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