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Bobby's avatar

Unlike Muslims, you will not find Christians backing this man. With Muslims they back the people who do such things because it is written in the quran that they should. You have the wrong religion.

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TheAnnoyedElephant's avatar

And here comes the uncomfortable pause when the writers at Wonkette neglect to mention that this mayor... is a registered Democrat.

https://voterrecords.com/vo...

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unionconchck's avatar

He can still get his vote in for Hillary. A DEPLORABLE DEMOCRAT!

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unionconchck's avatar

Jesusy?

More like DEMOCRATY!

LOL!!!!

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thewendyb's avatar

A) Blue dog democrats are not REAL Democrats and B) Republicans did not take ALL of the Deplorables.

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thewendyb's avatar

That's how it works. All you need is one seconds repentance before your last breath and NO MATTER HOW VILE YOUR SINS you are past those Pearly Gates, baby, home free.

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thewendyb's avatar

Bobby you are DEEPLY MISINFORMED. Christians back these pervs ALL THE TIME.

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Malcolm_Kirkpatrick's avatar

A) Newspaper and Wonkette writers are not real journalists. B) Protected workshops don't take all mentally challenged adults; some attend J-school.

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Malcolm_Kirkpatrick's avatar

Sounds like a gig at the State Department, IRS, VA, EPA, ...

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Malcolm_Kirkpatrick's avatar

Keenan's a Democrat.

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TheAnnoyedElephant's avatar

His voter ID would seem to say otherwise.

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Julian Cicone's avatar

Dude you are the one who is trying to make this a Democrat vs republican thing as if you republicans are all innocent. GOP is king of pedophiles. Like I said, just recently Trump campaign advisor/republican Oklahoma senator was engaging in prostitution with a minor. He's a pedophile.

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Calli Arcale's avatar

No, that's not really what it means.What exactly it means depends on which sect you ask, but generally it's a variation on "if you confess, you won't have to go to hell for it". You still did it, though, and would still face whatever punishment applies in the physical world -- God's forgiveness is just between you and God, it doesn't set you right with anyone else. And to Catholics, you'll also have to work it off in Purgatory before you can enter Heaven.

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Thaag the Nasty Trollop's avatar

Eeep I'm sorry, I forgot to tag that with the Sarcazm™ font.

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Goposaur's avatar

I'm anti-capital punishment, but man, this is really pushing it...

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